

...Britney, 25, revealed: "I really love Kim's butt,
Ok, here's how and who we think this ones goin down on... remember our post "Lump Alert"? although it may be vomit Kim Brit desires, we believe pig vomit sister Khloe will be the one Britney ends up sharing the tacos with.
Britney Wants Some Sex With Kim Kardashian
12:26 PM | britney spears, khloe kardashian, kim kardashian | 0 comments »Britney Spears Private Expenses
12:08 PM | Anna Nicole Smith, britney spears, kevin federline, lindsay lohan, paris hilton | 0 comments »
According to her divorce paper just unsealed Here is the breakdown of Britney Spears' and Kevin Federline's Expenses, Britney reported that she earns $737,868 a month, while Federline reported he earns a whopping nothing (Hey Kev, it's called pride, look it up) Britney agreed to pay Kevin $20,000 a month in spousal support and $15,000 a month in child support... wtf???
I really don't get the whole spousal support thing and why the heck is it more than the child support... so she is more responsible for the support of this piece-of-trash, hillbilly, loser than her own kids? Oh well, without further ado, here's the breakdown:
Britney's Expenses:
$102,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
$49,267 on mortgage payments
$16,000 on clothes
$10,000 on utility bills
$6,000 on childcare
$4,758 on eating out
$2,500 on phone bills
Kevin's Expenses:
$5,000 on entertainment, gifts and vacation
$7,500 on rent
$2,000 on clothes
$1,500 on eating out
$750 on phone bills
Sheryl Crow Performs At Hulaween
2:12 PM | Bette Midler, Hulaween, Sheryl Crow, Waldorf Astoria | 0 comments »The event was held at the Waldorf Astoria in N.Y. on Wednesday.
The treat was, Bette joined Sheryl Crow on stage for a duet.

Dog The Bounty Hunter, Duane Chapman releases this statement in the wake of his racist bust caught on tape.
"My sincerest, heartfelt apologies go out to every person I have offended for my regrettable use of very inappropriate language. I am deeply disappointed in myself for speaking out of anger to my son and using such a hateful term in a private phone conversation. It was completely taken out of context. I was disappointed in his choice of a friend, not due to her race, but her character. However, I should have never used that term. I have the utmost respect and aloha for black people – who have already suffered so much due to racial discrimination and acts of hatred. I did not mean to add yet another slap in the face to an entire race of people who have brought so many gifts to this world. I am ashamed of myself and I pledge to do whatever I can to repair this damage I have caused.
"In Hawaii, we have something called Ho'oponopono, where people come together to resolve crises and restore peace and balance. I am meeting with my spiritual advisor, Rev. Tim Storey, and hope to meet with other black leaders so they can see who I really am and teach me the right thing to do to make things right, again.
"I know that all of my fans are deeply disappointed in me, as well, as I have tried to be a model for doing the right thing. I did not do the right thing this time, and hope you will forgive me. We learn from our mistakes, as my story of overcoming a life of crime has proven, and I will learn from this one for the rest of my life."
I rejected this show, specifically for the way this family looked, but have recently embraced it. They do mean well.
They do what the do to help clean up a dirty society and try to get through to each person they pick up . He looks like a dinosaur, so I'm not totally surprised that his mind is stuck in a horrid place, but maybe this experience will bring him into the present and keep him from spreading the hatred further to his youngsters!!

There's fear and darkness all around you!
Uh oh, it doesn't look good for the Dog! He was caught on tape spewing racism and it's horribly ugly!! See for yourself; listen here: dog spews hate
Responsibly, A&E has suspended production until further investigation. The network released this statement: “We take this matter very seriously. Pending an investigation, we have suspended production on the series. When the inquiry is concluded we will take appropriate action.”
Britney Is Scary
7:21 AM | alli simms, britney spears, britney spears halloween costume | 0 comments »


Britney and Alli had a fun night on the town after Brit went through the motions for Halloween with the Sean P. and Jayden James. She had her court mandated time with the boys yesterday and took them for a ride in the pumpkin mobile. I'm sure it was awful for them.
Once she ditched her responsibilities, the two got ready for a night out. Britney turned into a trashy tiger and Ugli Simms dressed as part pop princess/part paparazzi... clever! How long did it take these two dolts to come up with these dorky costumes?
Her album Blackout is supposed to sell over 350,000 copies today and she could care less!!!
[images: imnotobsessed.com, jezebel.com]
Carrie Underwood Tops The Charts
12:00 AM | 'Carnival Ride', carrie underwood, no. one song | 0 comments »
Number 1 pop album, Carnival Ride!!
I don't get it, but it's a fact. I do know that when I hear that hilarious "Before he Cheats" song on the radio, I go to town singing about knockin' those headlights out, but I also love to sing "9 to 5", by Dolly Parton. That doesn't mean that it's good does it?
Number one is an honorable spot and some Country stars like Faith Hill, Wynonna and LeAnn Rimes, I'm sure, have had enough, but now the country singing wannabe is knocking out the pop charts, as well.
Today all five of Carrie blank canvas Underwood's five singles went to number one. She's
received two Grammy's, an American Music Awards, two People's Choice awards, five Academy of Country Music awards, and two awards from the Country Music Assn.
Get me off this ride, I think I'm getting sick!!
[image: Mark Humphrey / AP, LA Times]


Hopefully Owens scars are healing after his suicide attempt back in August. Owen has suffered a history of depression and drug and alcohol abuse. He went to Hazeldon rehab center in Minnesota seven years ago, but refused rehab this time around and opted for a sober companion to hang with and observe him, while recovering.
He he is relaxing with his brother Andrew on Venice Beach.
[thevilbeet.com]

Really? Who the hell is he kidding?
"She's a very strong, gracious woman. She's very funny, a great comedian."
He says his marriage is, "all very good, all very lovely."
I'm sure people were vomiting all over the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel, Monday night, witnessing the 15 year age difference in action. Page Six reported that Ashley Olsen, 21, and Lance Armstrong, 36, arrived together with a group of friends, Monday night at the hotel.
They made out all night until they left together at 2 am.
Hey, just because she's legal, doesn't make it right... DAD!
What happens when you do an interview with Britney in the morning? Giggling chaos!
Well, this morning Ryan Seacrest fans enjoyed a few fleeting moments of Britney at 9am, when he called her for an interview and woke her up.
The interview was so obnoxious, passing the phone off to Alli and Lutfi. When Seacrest asked where she went, Alli told him she was taking a shower. Bullsh!! That lazy ass went right back to sleep.
He then later calls her back with Lance Bass on the line and Sam and Alli take control of the interview, passing the phone back and forth, not allowing Britney to speak on the phone. Their excuse is that Britney's kids are there and Britney is with them at the moment, then makes the mistake of saying that the kids are coming over later. Sam Lutfi also says, he and Alli are in the car, on their way to get McDonald's or Starbucks, then moments later says he's going back to bed.
Today's interview was the most promotion she's done or will do, she admits, for her new album Blackout, but it's still expected to be number #1 the charts this week!

Us Magazine has a story coming out about Brit's life during her breakup with Kevin. Kalie Machado, 23, was her personal assistant at that time. She's got the dirt on the craziness that ensued, during 3 months of the breakup and the antics she pulled trying to win K-Fed back.
Machado reveals, "She wanted so badly to have the father of her babies. When Britney thought about Kevin not wanting her, she would bawl,"She would look at Sean and Jayden and say, 'Where's your daddy? I need help. Where's your daddy?'
The article comes out next week.
Tila, Your Shot At Love Has Ended
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I say, with much pleasure, that MTV has decided not to do a second season of "Shot of Love" with Tila Tequila, Mr. Perez Hilton exclusively reveals! They do have plans for a second season, but they apparantly find Tila Tequila to be as boring as we do!!
Tila, your shot of love has ended, take your keys and bounce!
[perezhilton.com]
Britney Spears Makes A Change
1:31 PM | bartender, britney spears changes, The Double Trouble Combo | 0 comments »
The details are in the fishnets!
It's sad, well, not "sad", maybe pathetic is a better word for it... sad is her relationship with her kids.. It's PATHETIC that a bartender has better taste, than a person with millions of dollars at her disposal!!!
Britney swapped outfits with a bartender at Winston's on Monday, OK Magazine reports because she said her boobs were "too saggy". She boosted the confidence of the lucky bartender, by telling her, "nice tits! Mine are all saggy" and went on to ask her to swap outfits with her, bra included. There were witnesses that recount the scene, as the two were waiting for a bathroom stall.
She's all class, ain't she!? Just goes to show you folks, money can't buy you happiness, nor love, nor friends, nor good taste!!! Nor children!
Just what has money done for Brit lately? T-R-O-U-B-L-E!!
[OK Magazine]
Peace!
The Turd Has Dropped
9:01 PM | Anna Nicole Smith, britney spears, nicole richie, paris hilton | 0 comments »
Well the new Britney Spears album "blackout" floated to the top of the bowl today, and in honor of that occasion we bring you her hilarious performance of the song "gimmie more" at the 2007 mtv vma's.

Back when Madonna was looking for a sperm to create a Lourdes, she dated Tupac Shakur, during a spell of "dating unlikely men". Remember she settled up on Carlos Leon? In a new book titled, "Madonna: Like an Icon", which came out today, "Madonna desperately wanted children and had various relationships with unlikely men." The singer's friend Alison Clarkson recalls when she was briefly dating Tupac Shakur, one year before his death. "She was going out with him ... but homegirls were saying to him, 'I can't believe you're going out with a white girl,'" - so she got dumped!
Homegirl girl got her children and, for sure, is a white girl now. I didn't know Madonna was this interesting.
While were on Tupac, here's a list of 33 Things You Should Know About Tupac Shakur in Blender magazine back in 2004.
“Tupac was the greatest songwriter who ever lived.” EMINEM
1 He did jail time before he was even born.
Tupac’s mother, Black Panther Afeni Shakur, was arrested in April 1969 for alleged conspiracy to bomb New York City police stations and landmarks. Temporarily out on bail in 1970, she became pregnant with Tupac but was forced to return to jail when several codefendants skipped town. At trial in May 1971, she successfully defended herself; she then gave birth to Tupac in June. “My embryo was in prison,” he later chuckled.
2 His first and middle name mean “shining serpent.”
He was named Tupac Amaru, after a freedom-fighting eighteenth-century Incan chief whose body was torn apart by Spanish imperialists. Shakur means thankful to God in Arabic.
3 He was a playa early on.
“I was fucking white girls,” he recalled years later of his teen years at the Baltimore School for the Arts, a Fame-like performing arts high school. Once, he promised sex to a gay male student named Eskiah if he’d help Tupac land a hard-to-get girl named Kelly. Eskiah made it happen, but Tupac reneged: “After I bust my nut, Eskiah was like, ‘When’s my turn?…’ I told him, ‘You must be out of your fuckin’ mind.’”
4 He was an actor and ballet dancer before he was a rapper.
After moving to Maryland with his mother and younger sister in 1984, Tupac was accepted into the Baltimore School for the Arts, where he majored in drama and studied dance. He began battle rhyming on the side, nicknaming himself MC New York.
5 He was very, very poor…
Actress Jada Pinkett Smith, his schoolmate in Baltimore, remembers, “When I met Tupac, he owned two pairs of pants and two sweaters. He slept on a mattress with no sheets.”
6 …Which added to his youthful idealism.
Tupac suggested in an early interview that President Reagan could alleviate the nation’s homeless problem by opening the doors of the White House to the homeless.
7 He got his start as a backup rapper and dancer for Digital Underground.
His friend Leila Steinberg scored him an audience with MC Shock G in 1989. G remembers that Tupac’s audition was “street, it was educated, it was articulate. I was like, ‘Damn, this cat’s intense!’ ”
8 He couldn’t stand bootleggers.
On a trip to New York, he spied a bootlegged copy of Digital Underground’s This Is an E.P. Release on a street merchant’s stand, and toppled the rack in a rage. “You’re robbing from me!” he yelled.
9 He hated Republicans.
Democrat Michael Dukakis’s presidential defeat in 1988 dismayed him: “I don’t want George Bush in government,” he said. “I’ve spent eight of my 17 years on this earth under a Republican, Ronald Reagan, who’s an ex-actor who lies to the people, and who has done nothing for me at all.”
10 And Dan Quayle hated him.
Extolling his “family values” platform in 1992, Quayle said Tupac’s debut album, 2Pacalypse Now, had “no place in our society.” The vice president castigated Time Warner, the parent company of Interscope Records, and the label was soon dropped from the Time Warner fold.
11 He had unlikely taste in music.
Tupac’s record collection included CDs by Kate Bush, Sarah McLachlan and Don McLean, and the soundtrack to Les Misérables — whose theme he once called his all-time favorite song.
12 He once fired an AK-47 into his sofa.
After 2Pacalypse Now was released in 1991, Shock G visited Tupac at home and was shocked to find his windows open despite the gold records on the wall. Tupac said he wasn’t scared of robbers. “He went to his closet,” Shock G recalled, “showed me his first AK and said, ‘If somebody comes up in here…’ Brrrap! He shot the floor and the sofa up and damn near killed a couple of kids who were sitting on the couch!”
13 He was a workaholic.
He recorded 67 tracks in 11 months during the making of 1995’s All Eyez on Me; overall, he left some 200 unreleased tracks behind him. “Tupac Shakur was the hardest-working man in hip-hop,” Shock G declares.
14 He shot two Atlanta police officers one Halloween.
Involved in a dispute between two off-duty police officers and a black motorist in 1993, Tupac wound up shooting the officers, claiming self-defense. During the trial, it was discovered that the cops had been drinking and had initiated the incident. Criminal charges against Tupac were dropped.
15 You could say he didn’t like cops much.
When an interviewer asked him whether he felt remorse for police officers killed in the line of duty, he pretended to sob before barking, “No! They can all motherfuckin’ die, until they respect me as a motherfuckin’ man, and every black man out there.”
16 Janet Jackson was afraid he had HIV.
Before shooting any kissing scenes for John Singleton’s 1993 film Poetic Justice — Tupac’s second star turn after Juice — he said his costar insisted he take an HIV test. He countered that he would take the test only if Jackson would sleep with him.
17 He took five bullets in 1994.
Two men armed with 9-mm pistols robbed Tupac of $40,000 in jewelry in the lobby of a New York recording studio, shooting him five times, once through the head. He was rushed to a hospital but checked himself out the next evening, fearing for his safety.
18 One of the bullets had penetrated his scrotum.
The night of the shooting, Tupac looked at his boxers, “saw a hole and went, ‘Oh, shit. Roll me some weed.’ ” But he swore he didn’t lose a testicle, despite rumors (and jokes that he was now only 1Pac). “My doctors are like, ‘You can have babies,’ ” he said. “It went through the skin and out the skin.”
19 He was convicted of sexual abuse the next day.
Ayanna Jackson, a 19-year-old girl Tupac had met in a nightclub, told police that he and two of his friends pinned her to a hotel bed and sodomized and raped her in 1993. Tupac vigorously denied it, claiming he hadn’t even been in the room. In court in a wheelchair, he was cleared of sodomy and weapons charges but sentenced to one and a half to four and a half years in prison for sexual abuse.
20 He hadn’t really met his father until the shooting.
Billy Garland, who hadn’t seen Tupac since he was 5, came to visit him in the hospital. Tupac considered his stepfather, Mutulu Shakur — a Black Panther serving a 60-year sentence for conspiracy to commit armed robbery and murder — his real father.
21 He suffered from depression.
“He couldn’t function sober,” Shock G says. “There had to be some weed there, had to be some Hennessy there. He wasn’t so happy — a lot of his laughter was forced.” “All around I felt suicidal,” Tupac once said. “But I couldn’t kill myself. I just wanted somebody to kill me for me.”
22 He suspected that P. Diddy and Notorious B.I.G. had set him up.
While imprisoned for sexual abuse, Tupac heard whispers that his former friends — who he had seen at the recording studio the night he was shot — had arranged the New York ambush. Biggie denied it and demanded an apology from Tupac, while Diddy said, “If I’m-a set a nigga up, which I would never do, I ain’t gonna be in the country. I’m-a be in Bolivia somewhere.”
23 Suge Knight got him out of jail. Not for free.
The six-foot-four, 315-pound Death Row Records executive posted $1.4 million in bail for Tupac, springing him after 11 months while he appealed his sentence. In exchange, Tupac signed a handwritten recording contract from his cell, flew to L.A. and started recording All Eyez on Me. “A deal with the devil,” said Tupac’s onetime bodyguard Henry Fayson. Eyez, hip-hop’s first double CD, would become Tupac’s best-selling album and spawn his first number 1 single, the Dr. Dre–produced “California Love.”
24 A glass of piss fueled the growing Death Row/Bad Boy rivalry.
Two months after Tupac joined Death Row, P. Diddy’s associate Mark Bell claimed that Tupac and Knight assaulted and beat him. Tupac pressed him for Diddy’s home address, Bell maintains, while Knight urinated into a cup and forced him to drink it.
25 Tupac’s 1996 murder is still unsolved.
Former Los Angeles Police detective Russell Poole and former officer Kevin Hackie told filmmaker Nick Broomfield that Suge Knight — who, they assert, owed Tupac millions in unpaid royalties — orchestrated the Las Vegas killing. Journalist Chuck Philips maintains that Biggie paid gang member Orlando Anderson to take Tupac out.
26 He was engaged to Quincy Jones’S daughter when he died.
Despite having publicly chastised the legendary producer/arranger for “sticking his dick” in a white woman (Jones’s wife, Peggy Lipton), Tupac reconciled with him, started dating his daughter Kidada and soon proposed to her.
27 He and Madonna were friends. maybe more than friends…
In his tell-all biography, Got Your Back, Tupac’s former bodyguard Frank Alexander suggests the two slept together: “We were watching a talk show, and they flashed a picture of [Madonna’s ex-boyfriend] Carlos Leon and Madonna walking into a New York building on the screen. ’Pac said, ‘You know, that used to be me.’ ”
28 He is Eminem’s idol.
“Tupac was the greatest songwriter who ever lived,” Marshall Mathers said in 2000.
29 He suffered from premature baldness.
That’s why he shaved his head.
30 He has released more ALbums in death than he did in life.
Of the 10 solo CDs he has released, six have come from beyond the grave — and those stand certified 23 times platinum.
31 He and Biggie recorded a song together.
In August 1994, they teamed up on an Easy Mo Bee–produced song, “Runnin.” An Eminem-produced version of the song appears on the newly released Tupac: Resurrection soundtrack.
32 Funeralgoers poured cognac into the Pacific Ocean in his memory.
After six days in critical condition, Tupac died on September 13, 1996. At a private funeral ceremony held in Malibu, California, his friends tossed necklaces, packs of Newports and bottles of Hennessy into the ocean.
33 He’s really dead.
His first posthumous release, in 1996, came under the pseudonym Makaveli, after the Italian theorist who suggested faking one’s death to beat one’s enemies. That, along with an Elvis-worthy host of tabloid sightings, is all the proof needed for conspiracy theorists that ’Pac never died. His longtime publicist Karen Lee waves off such speculation: “He couldn’t have been quiet this long.”
Blender, Jan/Feb 2004, By Jonah Weiner

Brit's ready to "Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F%&k It!" again!
Now that Brit showed up for another court hearing, complied with a parenting class and had that potted plant follow her around, telling how to raise her kids, she thinks she no longer needs the drug tests!!! So get rid of them!!
Friday Oct. 26, at the big hearing, where she told reporters to "Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, F*$% It!", she had her attorney file a motion to change the twice-weekly random drug testing, according to court papers that were released today. There is no ruling as of yet, but I'm thinking, "NO!"
[image via ohnotheydidn't]
Rosie O'Donnell Book Signing Ambush
11:18 AM | Bill O'Reilly, Celebrity Detox The Fame Game, Rosie O'Donnell | 0 comments »She is a good person and she means well. Poor Rosie has such a hard time hanging back. She's aware, well informed and very passionate.
Here's my problem with Bill O'Reilly: Inside Edition TV anchor (4 episodes) 1988-1995
"The late bloomer factor". The dude became a political spokesman at 46. Career changes are cool, but why ya gotta be hating? Do good man. Make a difference.

Amy Fisher, the 17 yr. old, low-life Lolita that tried to murder the wife of her lover, made a sex tape.. with her husband, c'mon, don't be judgmental. I bet you thought she was just being slutty. Well, now she's 32 and is still making wise decisions, after spending 7 years in prison for attempted murder. You can see this delight when it goes on sale next month through L.A. based, Red Light District Video.
Amy made the tape with Lou Ballera, but has since filed for divorce and now is attempting to put a stop to the release of vomit inducing video, as she says that even she is, "disgusted".
Whoa, can you imagine? What would disgust an ex-con that once agreed to sell a homemade porn, with her husband?
Amy has also written a book titled 'If I Knew Then', looks like she better hold off on making any further retrospective declarations, there's more to come!
Pregnant Nicole Richie Caught Smoking!
9:36 AM | Angelina, britney spears, nicole richie, paris hilton | 0 comments »Nicole Richie seen here in a photo taken from a skit on her reality show "The Simple Life", has been spotted puffing away on a cigarette, despite being SEVEN months pregnant with her first child.
She has allegedly been seen lighting up several times outside various Beverly Hills restaurants over the past few weeks. Is anybody surprised? Anybody? No, not even her baby. Just wait to see what kind of sick mother she will be to this poor child. I sure, as hell hope it's not a girl.
Warning: Smoking during pregnancy can slow the normal growth of your baby. Even be aware of others smoking around you both during your pregnancy and after your baby is born. If others smoke in your household you may consider asking them to smoke outside.
If you have been drinking or smoking during your pregnancy, or you're having difficulties cutting down, don't be alarmed. Your doctor will be happy to discuss any questions you may have. They are trained to help you.
Allegations Of Physical and Sexual Abuse At Oprah's School
2:48 PM | all-girls school, allegations, Oprah Winfrey, South Africa | 0 comments »Tony Romo The Common Denominator
10:20 AM | alli simms, britney spears, carrie underwood, jessica simpson, ketchup, les deux | 0 comments »
Miss Roisin Murphy, former lead singer of Moloko is out on her now and currently on tour.
Happy Birthday Stretchface!
9:47 PM | bruce jenner, Keeping Up With The Kardashians, Mike Myers, paris hilton | 0 comments »Bruce Jenner a.k.a. Stretchface a.k.a. Mike Myers celebrated his birthday today; he is 58.
The Results Of "The 5 Unsexiest Women Alive" Are In
9:05 PM | amy winehouse, britney spears, Madonna, sandra oh, sarah jessica partner, unsexiest | 0 comments »





























