We all saw on the BET Awards last night the disgusting display of callous behavior by Joe Jackson, when asked about his family. What's worse is today, he's even more serious about profiting from Michaels's death, and has the King of Opportunity, Al Sharpton, by his side - making sure he cashes in.

What parent would put a money making opportunity before feelings for his youngest son? Unfortunately, the same parent that was awarded temporary custody today to Michael's children. The temp orders are in Katherine Jackson's name only, for obvious reasons, but I don't think these poor kids are safe anywhere.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay's eHarmony spoof.

These sick Dominos Pizza workers have since been fired, but nonetoosoon. After sticking cheese up his nose, snotting onto the food and putting the meat around his bottom area, these sickos sent out the food to some poor unsuspecting people. Sad.

They should bring up charges on these two; this is criminal.

In Providence, RI, an NBC Channel 10 reporter thought he'd go straight to the source to get the scoop on an alleged cyberstalking that took place at a library to harass a costume shop competitor.

The costume shop owner, of course, wears a costume throughout the conversation with the reporter. When asked to remove the mask, the crazy costume owner pulls it off to reveal another mask underneath. Pure costume genius.

I call it the fame accent, when famous people begin to take themselves too seriously and pickup some regal accent, as if they've been knighted. Madonna for example, is one of those slutty accent dames that rolls with a "fame accent".

Here Lady Gaga is taking Madonna's very own fame accent and putting her own special whispery twist to it. The dame also seems a little coked-up, or is it me? In the video, Lady Gaga slips in there that she can't wait for some of the "old pics from her partying days" to surface on the internet. You know what that means. Sextape! Ew.

Vince Shlomi
, 44, of ShamWow fame, was arrested and charged on felony battery for beating a prostitute in South Beach. The arrest affidavit reads that Vince Shlomi paid the hooker, 26-year-old, Sasha Harris, $1000, while staying in his $750 room at Setai hotel. The two met in a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7, where Shlomi said, the hooker "propositioned him for straight sex." When ShamWow dude kissed his lady of the night, he tells cops that she "bit his tongue and would not let go." In an effort to get Sasha to release, he then began severely beating her in the face until she gave up on his tongue.

The cops were called at 4am when Shlomi ran bleeding into the hotel lobby, where security called the police. Both parties were arrested and charged with felony battery. The prostitute sustained facial fractures and lacerations, for which, she says, she intends to sue the Slap Chop and ShamWow marketer, who was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center.

Smoking Gun

Octomom used to be a stripper - I kid you not. If you were wondering why a lady, pregnant with eight babies would bother with lip-injections, paparazzi and hair dye, it's because she used to be a stripper. Now doesn't that explain the need for love from 14 children with no father and few family members.

The National Enquirer reports that Nadya Suleman shared with a friend that she was once a stripper, during an "investigative" stage of her life.

She said at 18, “I had not even kissed a boy. But I entered a dance/lingerie contest in a club near my home. I danced and paraded in lingerie.”

“Then, when I was 19, I went to a gentleman’s club and performed as a topless dancer. But I only did it one night. I quit when I found out I was expected to perform lap dances on the customers.”

What's next in this crazy saga? You know the best is yet to come.

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Pop producer Pharrell tried to sweet sing his way into a big mac, filet-o-fish and an apple pie, at a Paris McDonald's on Tuesday. Sounds like they were only serving breakfast, but the McDonald's workers were not charmed by the stars dance skills and left him standing in the McDonald's alone.