Friday night, after a long day in court of eating, snorting, f@#%ing, and sucking it, Brit and cousin Alli went out for a night on the town.  Alli (of course because she's the more boring one of the two) has been friends with Tony, the Dallas Cowboy's quarterback for about a year.  She met up with he and his friends at Ketchup and Brit wanted to come along.  Their stint at Ketchup only lasted about 5 minutes before Brit blew that place (probably for something faster and more instantly gratifying, like McDonald's), then later met up at Hollywood hotspot Les Deux. 
 
Donned in a masquerade ball mask, Brit must have taken a fancy to Tony because People reports that Brit tried to make up for her poor performance at the VMA's by giving him a grinding lap dance, upstairs at Les Deux.  

What is it about this guy that attracts these ladies he's been linked to... there's Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson, Alli Simms...Are you still awake?  

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