This photo should put an end to her desire to constantly display her baby meals.

What is going on here? The barren sternum paints a picture of history. I suddenly remembered that she was once flat as a surfboard.

Up until this pivotal moment, she had been doing such a nice job of flaunting her mommy boobies without reminding us that they were purchased.

Oh Xtina, zip it up already.

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Christina and baby posh for the cover of PEOPLE. While baby Max is cute, Christina is still looking a bit tranny-faced.

No longer pregnant and back to dirty. Christina was at the Los Angeles Best Buy last night, signing her new concert DVD, Back to Basics.

Yes, back to her basically slutty looks. She definitely needs to strip back down to basics and look like a mommy for a while.

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It's a boy for Christina and husband Jordan Bratman.

Christina gave birth to Max Liron Bratman at 10:05pm on Saturday night (1/12/08).

6lbs 2oz and 20.5ins

Dear fans,

Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world.

In honor of our love for each other and our growing family, I have put together a special video for the song "Save Me From Myself" off my Back to Basics album. This video is very dear to me as it includes actual footage from our personal wedding video!

Just a little something to say "thank you" for your undying love and support. It is in no small part because of you that I live such a blessed and wonderful life!

Please download and enjoy...

With all my love,

Christina

E! Online reports that Christina Aguilera is already at Cedars awaiting a very special delivery—and we're not talking 'bout the Domino's kind. She has allegedly been there since last night, but when Planet Gossip's Marc Malkin checked in this morning, her rep said there was nothing to announce...yet.

Her C-section was scheduled for sometime today.

Christina is ready to pop. She has a scheduled C section tomorrow, Jan. 10.

You can always tell how good a person's body is by the shape it becomes when it packs on lots of extra pounds. Although she's preggers, you can tell that she just doesn't carry her weight well. Those little frog legs turned into giant bowed out balloons.

I've got to say that I've enjoyed the break from her. She hasn't been getting out there doing those interviews in her wigger accent since she got knocked up. I wonder if she's gonna teach her baby to speak wigger. They must have have been taught that by those Disney tutors back in the day.

Oh yuck! C'mon, why they all gotta be gettin' naked when they pregnant? Have some respect for the little one.

I don't know when it happened, but somewhere in between Xtina getting Dirty and getting married, she gained a load of respect of diva proportions.

Obviously Christina's been feeling real sexy, since the cover shoot for the January issue of Marie Claire magazine, going out in public, legs spread, showing off that baby exit.

Reading the this interview reminds you of what a ghetto simpleton this one can be. Remember, she speaks with a little hiphop accent, like those those from the JT tribe, so let that flow while you read aloud to what she told the magazine:

"We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn't know how much time it would take. You've heard it takes some time -- except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here... I'm like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?

"Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, 'Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."

You mean you can feel the moment you get pregnant? It's like this and like that and like this y'all and like that and like this and like that y'all.

Pregnant Christina, who once said Britney, Paris and Lindsay need to have more self control when partying has now joined there ridiculous "no undies" club.

Too bad the very pregnant Christina could not have followed her own advice. Very tacky Christina, do try to keep them closed, future mommy.

There's so much to say about "crowning", but no need to be vile.

TMZ has learned Britney Spears will now say her false positive drug test may have been caused by her inhaler, which she uses for asthma.

Sources connected with Spears told TMZ yesterday that the drug that may have caused the positive was Provigil, used to treat narcolepsy. But TMZ did some digging and found Provigil would not show up on a court-ordered drug test.

Now the same source says the drug that showed up may have been Albuterol, an asthma drug. But, again, we checked and Albuterol is not an amphetamine, and the class of drug that showed up on the test was an amphetamine.

K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, will press the issue tomorrow in court.

Side by side comparison of Britneys VMA's performance against a performance of her dancers rehearsing with a stand in (as Brit had better things to do that day I'm sure).

What do you think?

You gotta love the level of realism they were trying to achieve in rehearsals, I mean anything less than a 165 lb. stand in, just wouldn't have looked right y'all!

Here we have a roundup of all those celebs we know and hate...err I mean love out on Halloween dressed in costume and ready to party!

Hey, Britney's not the only one who has a new product coming out and from the look of this picture, it could be any day now, but the baby is not due until December. I'm guessing it will be a girl and she will take parenting very seriously.

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