What happened to the inseparable twosome? They really made each other look like the hillbilly geeks that they are. What could have driven the two of them apart? It certainly wasn't their careers!!!

Cousin Alli speaks! She'll be in US Weekly telling about Britney. There have been reports that she was paid $200,000 for the interview, but Us Weekly says it's untrue.

Alli on Adnan:

"I don’t know him. I only know who he is through him following us for the last eight months. I do not think Adnan is a good person; I think he only has bad intentions. He has always given me a weird feeling and creeped me out. I wish he would just go away."

Britney Spears had better do something fast about her fading career. Her CD, “Blackout,” is No. 40 on the charts and No. 100 on Amazon.com Friday morning.

The album sold about 28,000 copies last week, and is about to expire altogether.

At the same time, the single “Piece of Me,” in which Spears baits paparazzi, is getting almost no airplay at radio stations around the country. It’s No. 10 on New York’s Z100, the premier top 40 station in the U.S.

But according to Radio and Records, “Piece of Me” is No. 36 nationwide. The single had only 879 spins. Compare that to Timbaland getting over 10,000 for his “Apologize,” and you can see the problem.

Britney has wound up spearing her pop career. Just to listen to the tape of her interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM’s Web site, conducted back on Oct. 31 when “Blackout” was released. It’s very sad. Spears can barely speak for herself, letting her babysitters Alli Sims and Sam Lutfi carry on like jackals.

Source FOXNews

Britney has been a lucky idiot for many years now, but without the help of her mother she is just an idiot. Her "Friends", Simms and Lutfi are nothing more than transparent sleaze balls. Her career is not the only thing in danger, these two are dangerous.

It's Britney's 26th hillbilly birthday y'all.

She looks horrid. Why can't she ever get that hair right? Her clothes are simply hilarious and her legs are huge.

Look at all them pretty people! The whole entourage was at the Scandinavian Mansion of Style party were Britney celebrated her 26th early. Coke nose Alli Simms and Sam-Shit-Face-Midget-Man-Lutfi and, and... well, when ya got the best, who needs the rest!

Way to go Brit, keep hanging with those two and a long successful career is all but guaranteed.

Britney and Alli had a fun night on the town after Brit went through the motions for Halloween with the Sean P. and Jayden James. She had her court mandated time with the boys yesterday and took them for a ride in the pumpkin mobile. I'm sure it was awful for them.

Once she ditched her responsibilities, the two got ready for a night out. Britney turned into a trashy tiger and Ugli Simms dressed as part pop princess/part paparazzi... clever! How long did it take these two dolts to come up with these dorky costumes?

Her album Blackout is supposed to sell over 350,000 copies today and she could care less!!!

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Friday night, after a long day in court of eating, snorting, f@#%ing, and sucking it, Brit and cousin Alli went out for a night on the town.  Alli (of course because she's the more boring one of the two) has been friends with Tony, the Dallas Cowboy's quarterback for about a year.  She met up with he and his friends at Ketchup and Brit wanted to come along.  Their stint at Ketchup only lasted about 5 minutes before Brit blew that place (probably for something faster and more instantly gratifying, like McDonald's), then later met up at Hollywood hotspot Les Deux. 

 

Donned in a masquerade ball mask, Brit must have taken a fancy to Tony because People reports that Brit tried to make up for her poor performance at the VMA's by giving him a grinding lap dance, upstairs at Les Deux.  

What is it about this guy that attracts these ladies he's been linked to... there's Carrie Underwood, Jessica Simpson, Alli Simms...Are you still awake?