Uh oh, looks like Tom has boxed her in and she's found a way out.

Katie has been offered a role on Broadway and will be making a temporary move to Manhattan only with Suri, leaving crazy town behind. We'll see.

According to Star, Katie, is trying to break away from her controlled life under the watchful eyes of Senor Crazy and her move to Manhattan will be a sort of trial separation.

“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her. Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri," says an insider. "He has a lot of rules, and there's conflict."

Run for your life Katie!

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Like no other adult, this man can party, throw down without a care in the world... perfectly sober. He's so Scientologically happy!

Slap knee!

Tom Cruise likes to call people names. Tom is calling Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) liars for saying the air was clean after 9/11.

He says he recognized there was a problem and provided rescue workers in the aftermath
of the New York terrorist attack with detoxification therapy based upon the
works of Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard.

In the new leaked clip of his Scientology promotional video, Tom said:

"The EPA came out and said the air was clean. Of course, as a Scientologist you
go, that's a lie. Outright lie. Liar. Fine."

"Finally you say, dammit, just go there and do it. Put it there, let's go,
here's the money, let's go. Let's just get one person treated. I can't sleep
another night.

"We have tools that we can apply to ourselves and apply to others. You're
going to get improvements. Period."

The 45-year-old star claims Scientologists "are the authorities" and need no
permission to take action.

"A Scientologist is somebody who can look at the world and really
see it for what it is. And not just see it but be able to go 'pow' and
actually do something about it. And be somebody who is not asking permission
to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authorities."

Just how long will they keep her on that bottle?

Last night Suri was caught screaming for her science milk when the Cruise family returned from their dinner.

Katie Holmes has the secret for turning Tom Cruise on.. dressing like a man! She talks about T-boy, New York Times shares: but now she is sharing it with the world. "Tom likes me in a suit and a mini every now and then. I like it when he likes it. It makes me blush," the "Mad Money" star reveals to In Style magazine. "He'll say, 'You look good. I hope security's going with you.' Now that gives me attitude."

Yeah, we had no doubt that Tommy liked to role play, that answers the question to why he chose someone so much taller than he, other than the fact everyone is.

What an honor to be immortalized at Grauman's Chinese Theater, with Tom Cruise behind you...supporting you. Here Tom is sitting with Will's two children.

That Tomkat looks like its about to strike that ass!

Tom, Katie and Suri were spotted yesterday at Hyde Park in London.

Here are Big and Little in Germany at the Bambi Awards today, where Tom took home the prize for "Courage" for his movie "Valkyrie".

He's a mere shadow of the huge Hollywood star Katie's become. What do you make of that hairdo? It actually looks kinda cute in that getup, but I think she needs to remember who she is... Katie down home Holmes.

I can't believe they are still together. I'm ready to hear these two speak in public and see them interact with Suri in an interview with Matt Lauer. Maybe while Tom's in Germany he'll pull an MJ an dangle Suri over the balcony in an act of courage.

This desperate woman wrote Perez Hilton claiming she slept with both Tom Cruise and George Clooney this past year. She admits it was for attention, as is this message to Perez!

“Hello Perez

My name is Tiffany Dupont from the movie Queen Esther. I want to let you know a little secret that I don’t care to keep anymore. I actually slept with Tom Cruise and George Clooney. I had sex with both of them this past year. The way I did it was that I actually offered myself to them when I got a chance to meet them hoping that would boost my acting career. If you want to contact them you can, but like most Hollywood actors they’ll all deny it. I’ve done other shows like the Bedford Diaries and such. My website address is http://tiffany-dupont.com/welcome.shtml . If you want to contact me my number and address is XXXXX

Tiffany Dupont

God Bless”

Too bad Perez didn't include her number for us. I think we should all call her.

Mr.  Serious is taking up a cameo spot on a funny movie with a load of sexy men, funny guys Ben Stiller and Jack Black.  As well, Nick Nolte, Matthew McConaughey , and Robert Downey Jr.

The movie, "Tropic Thunder" is being filmed in LA and will be in theaters in July. 

Will be interesting to see Tom not take himself seriously for once, or will he be able to resist? 

She tries, she's just so damn boring.

Rumor has it that Matthew Perry and Mandy Moore are seeing each other. Page Six Reports "He was already seated and waited for her for 15 minutes until she arrived. He stood up to greet her and gave her a kiss on the cheek. They were holding hands across the table and being really close and laughing a lot the whole time."

Whatever rock she found him under, it can only be good for him. Matthew Perry is a nice guy that got caught up in Hollywood bullsh*t. Mandy is a stable girl; pretty, nice and stays out of trouble.

I think this may work for both of them! Unlike the teaming of Tomkat, that's only working in Katie's favor. Sure, they're a huge hit, but nobody was looking and nobody cared about Katie Holmes. People loved Tom Cruise. Now he's universally hated and she's getting a reputation for being something (a mother, good make-up artist finder, marathon runner??) whatev .. it's all in her favor.

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Katie Holmes actually ran 26.2 miles and went back to Tom!

On Sunday Katie ran the New York marathon and finished in 34,195th place, making her time 5:29:58.

Her parents, Tom and Suri were there to cheer her on and followed up the race with a party at Tavern on the Green, later that evening.

Tom was so worried that Katie may keep on running and never return, that he forgot to wind-up Suri. It looks like her clock stopped ticking miles ago!

In November, Tommy spoke to Entertainment Tonight's Jann Carl about his marriage to Katie Holmes and had this to say, "I feel lucky. I have a lot of respect for her as an artist, as a woman." He goes on to say, "She's a great comedian". She, who he calls "Kate" is funny?

Really? Who the hell is he kidding?

"She's a very strong, gracious woman. She's very funny, a great comedian."

He says his marriage is, "all very good, all very lovely."

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Okay, I've had enough!!! I hate it when parents get it wrong, especially in the easy days, when they still have control of the child.

They love their Suri, but c'mon. Enough with the bottle at 1 1/2. She should be eating solid foods, in fact most doctors will tell you that continuing the bottle, prevents the child from getting the nutrition that they need at this age!! Instead they are giving her "Barley Milk" which is a mixture of milk, corn syrup and barley water. Yumm!

This family is gross and Katie is still talking about having another child with that bizarre little man.

A source tells Us magazine, "Katie told me she wants another child with (Tom). "She talks about it a lot. But I do not know when exactly they plan to have another baby."

Does she remember what "having a baby" entails? Look at that man.

[justjared]