Paris Hilton called into KLUC-Las Vegas’ Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo show on Monday and shared her opinion about her former BFF Kim Kardashian’s signature giant asset.

What would you rather have Jessica Simpson’s rack or Kim Kardashian’s ass”, she said:

"That's gross. It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of big trash bags. I would not want that, that's gross. So Jessica's rack? I would not want that, I don't like big boobs, they're too... big."

And there you have it, the words of a genius. Pathetic that they have to stoop to asking such questions in an interview because Paris is so vacuous that she can't even play along with a kind word.

Paris has since apologized to Kim, saying it was only a joke. So are you Paris.

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The search is well underway for Paris' BFF and it's not going so well.

Auditions were held in NYC outside Nikki Midtown earlier this week and the line was short for MTV's new show "Paris Hilton's My New BFF".

“There were less than 40 people there," one audition insider tells OK!. But despite the poor turnout, each of the hopefuls seemed ready to show their unique desire to grab the attention of the casting directors.

"There were girls wearing matching pastel prom dresses with Swarovski crystal pendants and updos, ghetto-fabulous girls and two goth-inspired girls with bleach blonde hair, pale makeup, eyelash extensions and leather clothing.”

Even the chicks that were in line seemed only to be there for the possible fame, unsure about having to spend time with Paris. At least one contender was overheard remarking that she, “totally couldn't live in the house with Paris," because "she would be so annoying!"

Yeah, Paris is so annoying!

Maybe you want to be Paris' friend? check out the website

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It's finally here, the film that has kept Paris busy and off of the blogs for months. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

"In the not-so-distant future, financed organs are subject to all legal default remedies, including repossession by a GENETIC REPO MAN."

The Genetic Opera, stars Sarah Brightman (the original Christine in Phantom of the Opera) Anthony Head (Giles from Buffy), and Paris Hilton.

I think the picture says enough, but I'll continue... Paris was out cruising around W. Hollywood with a Shaman. She's giving him the eye, the lame one. They went to a book store and then walked on to Urth Cafe.

He blessed her at Urth, one of the most popular pap hangouts in L.A. She was also photographed reading from “The Path of the Painted Shaman."

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Paris Hilton posed topless in the latest issue of 944 Magazine, does anybody care? Didn't think so.

Here are some more pictures from that shoot.

Paris Hilton has made-out, made friends and made enemies with everyone in Hollywood and she seems to be all out. Now she's on the hunt for a new bff and maybe it will be you if you are facing 7 years for breaking a mirror or something. It will be a fine punishment for someone.

She is returning to television, MTV or VH1:

"The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend," a source tells Usmagazine.com. "Paris is tired of the haters and she's looking for someone new. She's looking for someone new and cool who she can trust." The new show is "going to be full of good chick drama and you will see a side of Paris not seen on Simple Life," the source tells Us.

So basically she is looking for someone unlike herself.

There is not a side of Paris that we haven't already seen. We have seen this chick inside out in every position possible. This girl is boring, dumb and empty. Enough is enough, there is nothing there.

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Paris attempts to promote her shit movie, "The Hottie or The Nottie" and is bombarded with questions about her ex-bff Britney.

She can't be happy about that, but aren't we thrilled that Paris is no longer the sensation she once was!!

Paris bravely went on Letterman again after the last embarrassing interview. He was kind and apologized for his behavior last time, although it was fun to watch her discomfort. see it here

Poor girl isn't aging well. She's only 26 and is already developing that woman face, where it all begins to sprout. Her nose is almost creeping down to touch that top lip.
Thank heaven for plastic surgery.

Us magazine says that Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were making out with each other at a bar in New York City Tuesday night. Us says:

Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert were "all over each other and making out" at New York's Tenjune club Tuesday night.

Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25 (who costarred in 2005's House of Wax), didn't arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. "It's Paris," says the source. "She loves putting on a show."

Desperate!

LOS ANGELES — How does someone like Paris Hilton celebrate her 27th birthday? She'll appear as a burlesque bombshell and guest Pussycat Doll on stage at the lounge at Caesar’s Palace in Las Vegas, of course!

Paris will be 27 on Feb. 17, and Pop Tarts has confirmed that she'll be celebrating her birthday (a little early) next weekend at her home away from home: Sin City.After purring and prancing, our Paris then has plans to party into the very wee hours at PURE nightclub — no word yet as to whether extra poles will be placed in the club to complement the corseted cleavage that will no doubt be on display.

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Dave just can't seem to get rid of Paris!

I loved this! Dave nailed her when she went on his show back in September. He came so close to making her cry, then let her off the hook, just seconds before she sprung a leak.

She brought some shit perfume with her that she was trying to promote and Dave wouldn't let her make her pitch. It was priceless.

Well now TMZ is reporting that Paris plans to appear on the show again next week.

TMZ has learned that Dave’s getting another shot with Princess P, and that she’ll be a guest on the show on Friday, Feb. 1. It’ll be the sixth time she’s been on Dave’s show — and her first since that memorable appearance on Sept. 28.

I'll be watching in good faith that Dave will relentlessly push her stupidity buttons again, and again!

Last night Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush dropped by the after hours bash at the 5W Sundance Escape Mansion co-hosted by Butter at Sundance.

The couple were together in the LifeStyles Make-Out Booth, where you get a strip of condoms rolled out with every photo.

DJ AM kept everyone at the 5W Sundance Escape Mansion pumped when he turned his two hour set into an all-night session.

Also stopping by to check out the party were sisters Paris & Nicky Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen, Chamillionaire, Cisco Adler, Steve Aoki and president of BET Debra Lee.

This same crew is expected to attend tonight’s after-hours party, along with Colin Farrell, Dame Dash and Adam Levine of Maroon 5.



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Paris works for Fila.

The shoot was 8 hours long on a yacht in Marian del Rey, CA.

There's no such a joy than watching Paris Hilton go down. We've all seen it before! We loved seeing her get pulled over, we loved seeing her handcuffed, we loved seeing her go to jail, we loved seeing her trip her ass off as a kind sir tried to break her fall by grabbing her boob, but twas nothing to hold on to.

Last night Paris fell down again while getting out of the vehicle.

Such a graceful lady.

Class acts Britney and Paris are both trying like hell continuing to carve their place in history as role models, mentors. The two are in a battle over who will be the newest strip club owner first. Reportedly Britney has secretly been planning to open a multi-million dollar chain of strip clubs in Las Vegas calling them "Toxic Heaven", as if they don't have enough.

Well, when Paris heard about that slutty idea, as usual she decided if it's good enough for Britney, she better do it first, so she too trying to open her own collection of bars called "Shagadillic".

“Britney was excited about this project for months and is really pissed with Paris that things have come to this.”

“And that’s even before she heard Paris has been partying with Kevin. Britney has always thought of stripping as a bit like art – as a skill.”

“So when some Vegas-based developers approached her about investing money into three exclusive strip joints, which she wants to call Toxic Heaven, she jumped at the chance.”

“But then Paris heard about the plans through her younger sister Nicky, who is a hotelier, and jumped on the bandwagon.”

“She wanting to open her own strip joints, calling them Shagadillic. Paris is now in talks with business developers about the idea and wants to involve Nicky to keep it within the family. She thinks they can trounce Britney.”

How gay are these names, "Toxic Heaven" and "Shagadillic"? Can you imagine. Of course this how these two would grow old but slutting out in their own topless bars. I love these ideas! They suck, they are bad people.

Although Paris is slightly hipper than Britney, just a bit more on the cusp of what's fresh, she's always chasing Britney's staleness. She'll never be as famous as Britney and she knows it. Try as she may, she can't go back in time and capture the fame that Britney had before Paris came to Hollywood to infect the world with her sluttiness!

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Pure was just loaded with dorks last night! There's nothing better than to watch Paris try to dance.. unless it's with Kevin Federline. Ha!

All the dorks were out at Pure last night in Las Vegas prepping for their big NYE bash tonight! Paris looks like a marionette that got put away in a closet back in 1962. How does she manage to contort her body in such a fashion that still makes her feel sexy? She smiling away, looking so incredibly uncoordinated.

If Paris isn't going to make good on her promise to devote her time to charity, then fear no more... worries or empty promises, it's been decided for her... granddaddy Baron Hilton is making sure some of her fortune will go there!

Barron Hilton, the son of the man who founded the hotel chain and made the family fortune just announced he’s giving away 97% of his $2.3 billion fortune to his father’s charity foundation, the Conrad N. Hilton Foundation. The foundation supports projects that provide clean water to drought-stricken villages in Africa, education for blind children and housing for the mentally ill.

Paris and her siblings are likely to rake in $5 million each.

"Speaking for the family as well as the foundation, we are all exceedingly proud and grateful for this extraordinary commitment," said Steven Hilton, the foundation's head as well as one of Barron's six sons and an uncle to Paris Hilton.

Wise decision!

Paris Hilton called the paps out to document the meeting of her model boyfriend Alex Vaggo and her parents at Madeo in Beverly Hills. Paris has been talking baby and you know how desperate that girl is. She's probably chosen this Swedish fellow to father her young so she can get some baby attention too.

She's getting out there again and she knows exactly how to do it. After all she's the one that taught Britney how get keep the media's attention. If it weren't for their short friendship, Brit would still be hitting bathrooms barefooted with a bag of Cheetos in her hand, with nobody watching.

Big dummy Paris Hilton went out on the town in LA to check out some office space for her many businesses. She's a business woman you know.

The first rule in business is "always wear underwear". Or maybe it's "always wear clean underwear", and that's just a parenting tip. Nonetheless, she again, is not wearing any and it's daytime, on the streets of LA, while trying to be all business-y in a négligée.

Way to go!

Paris Hilton spent her Thanksgiving in China making sure her skirt was short enough for her interview while in Bund for MTV Style awards.

She was just blown away by the city, stating at a news conference that, "Shanghai looks like the future!" She spent two days checking out the futuristic city before she hit the award show for Chinese style and fashion trendsetters.