Paris Hilton called into KLUC-Las Vegas’ Chet Buchanan & The Morning Zoo show on Monday and shared her opinion about her former BFF Kim Kardashian’s signature giant asset.

What would you rather have Jessica Simpson’s rack or Kim Kardashian’s ass”, she said:

"That's gross. It’s disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside of big trash bags. I would not want that, that's gross. So Jessica's rack? I would not want that, I don't like big boobs, they're too... big."

And there you have it, the words of a genius. Pathetic that they have to stoop to asking such questions in an interview because Paris is so vacuous that she can't even play along with a kind word.

Paris has since apologized to Kim, saying it was only a joke. So are you Paris.

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Look at your pay-per-view movie options when you stay at a Hilton Hotel.

There is "Still in Theaters", "Hollywood Hits", "Adults Only", and "Kim Kardashian Superstar".

Kim gets her own category! What happened to "Drama", "Comedy", "Family"...?

Her mommy manager worked her a sweet deal. Why wont my mom do nice things for me like that?

Oh Kim, why make it so easy for us?

You can see her girdle right through that dress. Imagine how heavy the material must be holding that sh*t together. If it snaps it's sudden death for everyone in that store.

Sisters Ugly were out in full force shopping together, completely over-dressed for the occasion.

We just can't decide which is sister is most annoying. Perhaps we're gonna have to give this one to Kourtney. Pray your x-ray vision fails you while looking straight through Khloe's giant tent dress. She's begging for you to look.

Don't do it, there's something so wrong with trying to look at Khloe Kardashian's body.

Where were these bitches in the 80's? They would have been cutting edge with their belly button piercings.

The usually orange skinned sisters are pasty white while at the beach in Miami.

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Travis Barker is getting only the best of the best to represent his Famous Stars and Straps clothing line. Get'em cheap and slutty is Travis' motto.

Well we know that both these girls will do anything for a little cash and a tiny bit of fame. At least Kim gets the softcore look. I can't look at that gross Aubrey slathered from head to toe in that oil.

Vomit!

Last night Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush dropped by the after hours bash at the 5W Sundance Escape Mansion co-hosted by Butter at Sundance.

The couple were together in the LifeStyles Make-Out Booth, where you get a strip of condoms rolled out with every photo.

DJ AM kept everyone at the 5W Sundance Escape Mansion pumped when he turned his two hour set into an all-night session.

Also stopping by to check out the party were sisters Paris & Nicky Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen, Chamillionaire, Cisco Adler, Steve Aoki and president of BET Debra Lee.

This same crew is expected to attend tonight’s after-hours party, along with Colin Farrell, Dame Dash and Adam Levine of Maroon 5.



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First cutesy grandma, crap mom Kris Jenner wears Khloe's bacteria filled, jail poison DUI dress out on the town in Las Vegas.

Now Khloe wears a little gold number and matching shoes of Kim's.

Solid idea Khloe, you look flawless!

Girls from left to right: Cheetah Girl, Adrienne Bailon, Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardshian.

Guys from left to right: Hidden behind a giant head and body is the anonymous date of Bigfoot and I bet he wants it to remain that way, Brother Rob Kardashian, Reggie Bush, and Kourtney's boyfriend Scott Disdick.

Lucky for Khloe the family got to suck off of Kim's hosting gig at Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s bash in South Beach where she landed her first date. Again the dude, I'm sure wants to remain anonymous although he could have used this opportunity to get his face out there for some free publicity, but nobody believes in Bigfoot anymore. I'm sure he set that thing loose back in the forest, where it belongs and promptly went to get some counseling.

According to Fox News Kim Kardashian, 27, and Reggie Bush, 22, are not engaged yet, despite OK! Magazine reports.

They rang in the new year together as Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s bash in South Beach, but Reggie has not popped the question. Kim tells Us Magazine, "It's not true. Not yet!"

What makes anyone think this girl would ever do anything legit? Sex tapes only bro.

The cheap lying slutty porno-making fake Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush, running back for the New Orleans Saints, are dating. The couple were seen together in Beverly Hills doing some Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve.

They are at Sharper Image probably trying to pick up a tripod or the new director-in-a-box which comes with tripods, cameras, and auto zoom and focus to get the best shots for their new video, "What's Running Down Kim's Back".

Whether Reggie wants to make one or not, Kim's gonna get naked and get it on film. She doesn't have a steady job like Reg and Kim's gotta get paid somehow.

Any excuse for attention and the Kardashian lumps are all over it. This time around they are debating the fate of there stepbrother Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad's love life.

“I think that Brody and Lauren are probably better off as really good friends,” Kim told In Touch at the ME Cabo resort’s year-end celebration in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. “Agreed,” chimed in Kourtney. However, sasquatch sis Khloe doesn’t rule out the possibility of Brody and Lauren remaining friends with benefits. “I also think Brody and Lauren really understand each other, so if they do hook up, they know what they’re getting into,” she says.

One thing is abundantly clear: Brody shouldn’t count on his stepsisters to play matchmaker for him anytime soon. “He’s already hooked up with all of our friends!” said Kim. “Try not to hook up a brother with a friend, because it just gets messy!” Khloe concurred through her newly puffed up lips: “Been there, done that!”

Been there done that? you wish Khloe, the only thing you've ever done is single handedly put Krispy Kreme out of business.

Not sure I'd take dating advice from these girls, I mean what references do they have to work with? Ray J the Hiphop Superstar?

Screaming for attention!

This chick loves sloppy seconds. Here's Kim Kardashitan and the ever so desperate sleestack J-dater, JR Rotem at the Hollywood Life Awards last night.

What the hell happened to Hollywood? Didn't you used to have to be a "movie star" to get some attention, meaning, you are actually working, acting, in a film.

These two dumb shits are famous for nothing. Although he is a music producer... say it isn't so! Please don't let this be the beginning of another tragic singing career.

Hey Kim, this guy couldn't even help Britney's surefire career AND what's worse, even she doesn't want him.

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Kim signing autographs at JFK. Where's the thief?


I would not put anything past this publicity engulfing whore. She was raised by traitors! If your mother's BFF is Nicole Brown Simpson and your father defends her murderer, and your family gains tons of publicity and cash from the death of mom's BFF. You many not know right from wrong.

Kim Kardashian is lying about her dumb valuables being stolen while signing autographs at JFK airport. According to Page Six Kimmy didn't bother to file a police report, yet is claiming her Cartier watch, diamond jewelry, a camera and her laptop were stolen. Even law enforcement officials believe it was a publicity stunt.

Get ready for Kim Kardashian Superstar Porn movie #3. Also, in this corrupt ploy for attention, I'm sure she'll go all way, so we'll be seeing shit loads of nude photos "that were on her stolen laptop and camera".

Scum!

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If you're wondering why Kim Kardashian posed for Playboy, well MOM pushed her to do it! Kim also thought that "girls today" ... whoa right there, (take the needle off the record). "Girls today" are looking at Playboy to see a "normal body"? What the hell is she saying? Did she notice her butt is the size of Jupiter? Nothing about you or your sick family is "normal" girl.

Here's how Kim told NY Daily News:

"I did it because I'm not one of those stick-skinny girls you see. I felt like girls today need to see a normal body," she told us at the Morgan 4 Ever launch at Underbar last week. "My mom actually pushed me to do it! I think she's living vicariously through me a little bit."

Sweetheart, you're mother is a money-grubbing heartless bitch, who's husband (at the time) defended the man that killed her best friend.

The whole lot of them should be ashamed of themselves and I mean Stretchface included! That sick, sick Jenner-Kardashian family will do anything for fame. What mother would, not only overlook her daughter's bad judgment, but MANAGE it!!

Kim is pretending to "take legal action" over the release of the new uncut part 2 version of her sex tape, for which she takes top billing, "Kim Kardashian Superstar Part 2 Featuring Hip Hop Star Ray J".

Wow Mom, that's some fancy managing, how'd you work that deal? Look at her wheeling and dealing with those big time heavy hitters, Vivid Video, who was also strong armed by the powerful manager, Kris Jenner or "Mom", to work the golden shower out of the contract!

Now that's some powerful shit. I say if Britney Spears really wants to get her career back on track, she contact Kris Jenner, stat! She could pick up some real handy parenting tips from her!

Kim Kardashian signing copies of the December Playboy in NYC.

Pedal it girl. It's all you got!

...Britney, 25, revealed: "I really love Kim's butt, skin and hair. Kim is a real woman. A real horny beast..." According to a US magazine, the singer made her kinky confession as she took turns with friends to name the celebs they would most like to sleep with." A close pal told the mag: "She was so graphic. It's funny to hear America's pop darling get so dirty."
Ok, here's how and who we think this ones goin down on... remember our post "Lump Alert"? although it may be vomit Kim Brit desires, we believe pig vomit sister Khloe will be the one Britney ends up sharing the tacos with.

What is the deal with this hilarious game the Kardashian trash is playing? "Oh Mommy, Playboy, what's that? Should I do it? I wont have to get naked will I?"...hmm don't worry, it shouldn't be much scarier than your full blown hardcore XXX movie shoot with Brandy's brother "Ray J"for which your mother brokered a licensing deal with your full consent, of course.

Mom is the one to watch here.  An oldie trying her damnedest to get some attention on herself. She too stripped down for a photo shoot, but I'll spare you... it's more of a Halloween feature.   

Yes, when your giant AND wide, STRIPES all the way!!!

I have seen many pictures of the family and the promos for their new show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I had not watched it yet, until last night... Ew!!

Kris: Mom acts 22, looks every bit of her 67 years.
Kim: slut. Not cute. Zero personality, except for some very obvious characteristics she stole from her bff Paris (which makes her doubly dismal).
Khloe: giant.
Kourtney: is the oldest of the girls and is boring, although they are featuring her the most in the episode I saw.
Kendall and Kylie: from the Lindsay Lohan tribe.. small raspy and mature faced.
Brother Robert, doesn't talk, thankfully.
Bruce Jenner: aka, stretchface, Michael Meyers meets Chucky look alike is too stretched to function.

We're going to be seeing so much more of them and I'm over it!

This the untalented, unpopular, unattractive and unworthy Khloe Kardashian, whose fame is working as her sister, Kim's (who is equally unworthy and untalented) Personal Assistant, on the new reality show Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

Who the hell are the Kardashians? Three daughters of the late a**hole Robert Kardashian, who defended the very guilty O.J. Simpson in his high profile murder trial and best friend to Bruce Jenner. Kim Kardashian, who is best known as Paris' off and on sidekick, but also known for her amateur porn and large bottom, is the subject of this disastrous new show on E! The other lump sister is Kourtney. Ew.. these names.

Oh, their step-father? Bruce 80's stretch face Jenner. Who has a couple of sexy spawns of his own. In fact he has 10 children in total: Burt, Casey Jenner, Brandon Jenner, Brody Jenner
Kourtney, Kimberly, Khloe, Robert, Kendall and Kylie.

He had his son Burt and daughter, Casey Jenner with, then wife Chrystie Jenner.

Then he had Brandon and Brody Jenner with actress, Linda Thompson.

Then Kendall and Kylie he had with Kris Jenner. Kendall's middle name is "Nicole", named after Nicole Brown Simpson. Who was Kris Jenner's best friend.

Do you feel as dirty as I do? I'm going to stop now.

Why do we care? We don't! I just wanted to show you that this lump looks a lot like Britney is looking these days.

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