Uma Thurman is in a new movie, The Life Before Her Eyes. It's about a woman still struggling to overcome her guilt about surviving a Columbine-like tragedy when she was in high school.

The trailer doesn't appear to behold the potential that movie may, but we'll see. I always enjoy watching Uma Thurman. It also stars Evan Rachel Wood and Eva Amurri.


Lindsay Lohan has been sent to the morgue as part of her punishment for her two drink-driving offenses and cocaine charges.

After spending 84 minutes in jail, several months in rehab and some community service, she will now spend two four-hour days at the morgue are part of a court-ordered program to show drivers the real-life consequences of drinking and driving, as part of a plea bargain.

She must also spend two days working in a hospital accident and emergency department.



Jennifer Love Hewitt kicks back and relaxes during a mani-pedi session on Friday at a local nail spa in Los Angeles, Calif.


With all the new found attention that butt is getting her, we think it would take a fire-hose to blast those second servings of mash potatoes off of Jen's fork.

Source: JustJared


Brad Renfro was found dead on Tuesday. Sunday he got a tattoo across his back that read "F*CK ALL Y'ALL" (asterisk added).

Seems like one hell of a suicide note.

[TMZ]

Tina Fey and Amy Poehler have a new movie, Baby Mama... how absolutely stale. It looks horrid.

Why drag the predictable bore Amy Poehler in as supporting actress?

Tina's smart, but the same old shit is getting tired.

C'mon Tina, step it up!





Kate Moss planned a 34 hour party for each year of her life and wrinkle on her face.

She didn't quite make it to the 34th hour before she started celebrating naked and found her bed by the 18-hour mark, at 8am yesterday. According to Newsoftheworld, Kate got hot and sweaty with two female models and a lucky male guest while a crowd of onlookers snorted cocaine and ogled the eye-popping performance.

Kate gasped with pleasure along with the professional female models and stocky fella in her £2,500-a-night suite on the eighth floor of London's Dorchester hotel.

Kate's boyfriend JAMIE HINCE was in the other room during the orgy, but his band THE KILLS' new album, No Wow, was her choice of CD to set the mood in the master bedroom.

A fellow party guest who witnessed the four-in-a-bed romp, told me: "Kate was loving the attention from the girls, the bloke—and the crowd. It was standing room only.

It's a saucy echo of Kate's infamous The Beautiful And The Damned birthday bash four years ago which ended up in a no-holds-barred orgy involving Kate's fashion friend SADIE FROST and other party guests.

My insider, who was present at Wednesday's 18-hour birthday celebration, revealed that the orgy was already in full swing by 3am, when Kate arrived at the room.

"Security was watertight," revealed my source. "Nobody made it through the suite doors who wasn't already on a pre-approved list. Once you were inside it was obvious why.

"People were doing cocaine all over the place. They were chopping out line after line on the expensive furniture and snorting it up. The lights were low and there were scented candles all over the place.

"When Kate arrived, she reached for a Diamond Chaser—a cocktail of vintage champagne and cognac—and made her way to the master bedroom."

Inside another party was under way—a steamy romp between two stunning models and a male partygoer.

The source explained: "The three of them were kissing and caressing one another and about four or five other people were in the room watching."

Birthday girl Kate pushed through the gathering and sprawled on the bed—and the three partygoers pounced on her.

"They teasingly took it in turns to snog each other," added the source. "Then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate."

DailyMail reports that she had been going since at least 2.30pm on Wednesday at the Dorchester on Park Lane.

There, she had booked two top-floor suites for £2,500 each.

A friend said: "Kate was determined to go for it. She has been paranoid that everyone is saying she's too old and past it.

"She had already been knocking back the Dom Perignon by the time she left her house for the Dorchester."

Miss Moss and some of her closest girl friends - Davinia Taylor, Meg Mathews, Fran Cutler and Kelly Osbourne - enjoyed cream teas and pink champagne.

At 8pm, they came downstairs for a meal at the hotel's China Tang restaurant with guests including Topshop boss Sir Philip Green.

The billionaire chose a curious jacket decorated with winged creatures for the occasion.

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood was also there, wearing a policeman's hat with a pig's nose stuck on the front.

Miss Moss's boyfriend, Jamie Hince of pop group the Kills, arrived clutching an enormous present and two packets of cigarettes in one hand and an overnight bag in the other.

Afterwards, the party headed for the Punk Club in Soho.

But before they left, the birthday girl had crimped and curled her hair and painted a gold star over her right eye to enhance the whole glam theme - or perhaps to hide a few tired shadows.

The friend said: "At the Dorchester, all the girls were very busy preening and titillating.

"They were circling round Kate telling her how amazing she looked. But if the truth is to be known, she looked quite knackered."

The group arrived at Punk around 10pm, where veteran Radio 1 DJ Annie Nightingale provided the music, and the girls hit the dancefloor to Kylie Minogue's version of The Locomotion.

At 2.30am it was back to the Dorchester.

Room service was laid on with countless more bottles of Dom Perignon - adding to the eventual £37,000 bill.

The music blared and Miss Moss apparently did a karaoke stint before retiring to a couch for some girlie chat.

Shortly after sunrise she headed back to her new abode, keeping the suites open for a possible return.

The model is understood to have called it a night - or day - soon after.

The friend said: "Kate was quite sick when she went to bed. She's clearly not the party animal she once was."



[source: dailymail, newsoftheworld]


Eva Mendes was on a French TV show answering questions like: "Are you really slutty or really stupid?", to which she replied, "both, that's why I'm partially revealing my left areola." Not really, but she's a dumbass for wearing such an outfit or maybe she's really smart because, if it weren't for her showing herself every once in a while, we wouldn't know her at all. Areola sells!




[source: hollywoodtuna]



Last night Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush dropped by the after hours bash at the 5W Sundance Escape Mansion co-hosted by Butter at Sundance.

The couple were together in the LifeStyles Make-Out Booth, where you get a strip of condoms rolled out with every photo.

DJ AM kept everyone at the 5W Sundance Escape Mansion pumped when he turned his two hour set into an all-night session.

Also stopping by to check out the party were sisters Paris & Nicky Hilton, Mary-Kate Olsen, Chamillionaire, Cisco Adler, Steve Aoki and president of BET Debra Lee.

This same crew is expected to attend tonight’s after-hours party, along with Colin Farrell, Dame Dash and Adam Levine of Maroon 5.



[source: 5W Public Relations]


Pamela officially filed for divorce from Rick Salomon and sadly, she is no longer pregnant, reports TMZ.

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Humm.... go PETA! Now she can go back to saving the lives of animals.

Looks like Pamela needs to get her priorities in order.


Holly Madison and oldboy Hefner were spotted waiting in the office of a doctor who specializes in vitro fertilization, according to Janet Charlton.

81 yr. old Hugh Hefner has been avoiding the decision to procreate with 29 yr. old Holly for some time, but has been practicing with she and her friends for years now.

Let's hope his sperm's beards soften the blow to the bunny-eared egg and they become to weak and feeble to bust through. Ick!!! All the way around.


USmagazine.com is reporting that the Associated Press has begun preparing Britney Spears obituary within the past month.


"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us.

"I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now," Washington adds. "Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."

Washington also says the AP has a "pretty extensive obituary operation," and that staffers are "constantly adding people."

The writing is on the wall

And here is this years crazy, viral candidate... Renaldo Lapuz!


LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Four photographers were arrested for reckless driving after a late night car chase of pop star Britney Spears on the outskirts of Los Angeles, police said on Thursday.

Los Angeles police spokeswoman Sara Faden said the four were among a group of paparazzi seen driving at high speed in the Mission Hills area of the city around 11:30 p.m. on Wednesday on the trail of the troubled singer.

"Britney Spears was part of the group, but was not driving recklessly," Faden said. She said four men were booked for reckless driving and each ordered to put up $5,000 bail.

According to the celebrity Web site www.TMZ.com, Spears told police that one of the cars, which she could not identify, may have tried to run her off the road.

Spears, 26, has been trailed by paparazzi day and night for several months as her personal and professional life has fallen apart following her divorce from Kevin Federline and bitter battles over the custody of her two children.

Its bad enough how reckless Britneys life has become, but what animals to try and force an accident, Britney needs security back in her life a.s.a.p.

associated press




Blake has asked Amy for a divorce.

Amy lost it after visiting Blake in Pentonville Prison in London. Amy lashed out at photographers outside the prison following the tense meeting with Blake.

Amy was so out of control police were forced to escort her back to her waiting car.

A source said: "Amy just snapped and started shouting and screaming at
everybody. She was out of control and even squared up to the photographers
as if she wanted a fight.

"Whatever Blake said to her inside obviously upset her and she was in no
mood to have her picture taken."

Earlier this week, Amy's father Mitch revealed Blake was under pressure from
his mother Georgette to sever all ties with the troubled singer.
Mitch said: "Blake threatened to issue divorce proceedings when they were
having a row.

"Unfortunately, Blake is influenced by things his mother has said. I think
Georgette wants them to divorce, but it's up to them. From Amy's point of
view, she would stick by him not matter what.

"But he has said things like, 'I want a divorce.' "

It must be her new tragic hair.

Amy, for the love of Pete, go back to black!!!

[WENN]








Rachel on the car accident she was in at age 14: “It was a really bad accident. Like helicopters to the hospital and Jaws of Life. People were really badly hurt. We were lucky that nobody died.”

Rachel on the memory problems she suffers as a result of the accident: “People will ask, ‘Remember when we were here?’ and I’ll be like, ‘Huh?’”

Rachel, a self-professed hip hop fan, on Nas and the Pharcyde: “They’re so f*cking rad. I’ve seen them live.”

Rachel on Britney Spears: “I think people just need to leave her the f*ck alone. You see things on the news—hundreds of paparazzi. She can’t drive her car. I don’t know what she is doing as a mother, but that’s a really hard place to be.”

Rachel on “rumours” she’s dating Hayden Christensen: “All I can say is, I don’t talk about the personal stuff. It’s the one thing you can keep to yourself. At least you try to. I can say that I’m happy. Yeah, I’m happy with my love life, that’s all I’ll say.”


The singer, 22, had a miscarriage after returning from a romantic holiday with boyfriend ED SIMONS, 37. A source said: “They are in a state of shock.”

The heartbroken singer was eagerly looking forward to her first child - and turned her back on her party lifestyle in order to be the perfect mum.

Singer Lily, 22, and boyfriend Ed Simons, 37, were last night being comforted by family and friends after she had a miscarriage.

Lily and the Chemical Brothers star had just returned home after a romantic holiday in the Maldives when she tragically lost her baby.

A source said: “Lily and Ed are in a state of shock.

“The bad news has been really difficult for them to take and they are absolutely heartbroken.

“Lily’s entire outlook on life changed after she found out she was pregnant. She was looking forward to being a mum and starting a family with Ed.

“She had turned her back on her party girl image and had turned over a new leaf.

“They are surrounded by friends and family are offering support. It is a really difficult time for them.”

The singer recently told how her pregnancy was a huge surprise.

She said: “I’ve looked forward to being stable my whole life. My parents are amazing, but it has been a whirlwind upbringing.

“I have got my eye on the prize, which is having kids and getting married and cooking dinner and doing homework with my children.”

Her spokesman said: “We can confirm that Lily Allen has suffered a miscarriage. She and her partner Ed Simons will be making no further comment and we ask that their privacy be respected during this difficult time.”

Source: TheSun.uk


the new ANTM contestants are,
- Aimee, an 18-year-old hostess from Spanaway, WA
- Allison, a 19-year-old hostess from Waunakee, WI
- Amy (aka "Amis"), a 20-year-old waitress from Bartlesville, OK
- Anya, a 19-year-old in retail sales from Honolulu, HI
- Atalya, an 18-year-old student from Brooklyn, NY
- Claire, a 24-year-old production coordinator from New York, NY
- Dominique, a 23-year-old receptionist from Columbus, OH
- Fatima, a 22-year-old student from Boston, MA
- Katarzyna, a 22-year-old in finance from Roslyn, NY
- Kimberly, a 20-year-old customer service agent from Worcester, MA
- Lauren, a 22-year-old artist from Brooklyn, NY
- Marvita, a 23-year-old in retail sales from San Francisco, CA
- Stacy Ann, a 22-year-old student from Miami, FL
- Whitney, a 20-year-old student from Atlantic Beach, FL

Source: fourfour


Tom Cruise likes to call people names. Tom is calling Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) liars for saying the air was clean after 9/11.

He says he recognized there was a problem and provided rescue workers in the aftermath
of the New York terrorist attack with detoxification therapy based upon the
works of Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard.

In the new leaked clip of his Scientology promotional video, Tom said:

"The EPA came out and said the air was clean. Of course, as a Scientologist you
go, that's a lie. Outright lie. Liar. Fine."

"Finally you say, dammit, just go there and do it. Put it there, let's go,
here's the money, let's go. Let's just get one person treated. I can't sleep
another night.

"We have tools that we can apply to ourselves and apply to others. You're
going to get improvements. Period."

The 45-year-old star claims Scientologists "are the authorities" and need no
permission to take action.

"A Scientologist is somebody who can look at the world and really
see it for what it is. And not just see it but be able to go 'pow' and
actually do something about it. And be somebody who is not asking permission
to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authorities."



Drew Barrymore and her new boyfriend Justin Long (aka the ‘Mac’ computer guy) were spotted leaving the LAX airport looking very much like the cute couple they are. I’m always amazed and interested to see who Drew dates because she never goes for the “hunky” guy or that obvious actor Hopefully these two can mange to stay together.

Source: I'm Not Obsessed


Eminem has been an integral part of the current generations decline with music that encourages among its many stupid messages violence towards woman.

The National Enquirer is reporting,

“He’s got a double chin, a pot-belly and droopy man-breasts. And he’s living a reclusive lifestyle in an attempt to hide his new body,” says the insider.

Eminem’s maternal grandmother Better Kresin told The Enquirer she blames his ongoing food binge on being stressed out about his two failed marriages to ex-wife Kim.

“He really wanted it to work between them, to have a happy family life for their daughter Hailie Jade, something he claims he never had while growing up.”

Eminem’s weight problem is a result of too many trips to Detroit’s Outback Steakhouses and Taco Bells, says the insider.

“Marshall has Taco Bell lunches of burritos and tacos with dessert, then Outback dinners of three filet mignons with all the fixings.”

[From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 28, 2008]





You can tell Adnan has that look about him... X17 says that Adnan has become increasingly aggressive over the last couple of days, and last night, things took a violent turn at Gaucho Grill!

Holding Britney (in a short skirt, torn fishnets and apparently no undies) tightly by the wrist, he roughly pulled her through the crowd, pushing paps and over-turning tables in his way!

X17 sources report that Adnan was once a member of the Afghanistan Army! Could that explain his aggressive tactics?

But that wasn't the end of Brit's night - things got increasingly more bizarre!

Without the aid of Adnan, she then went to Kitson's for a 2am shopping spree, after a $600 Ralph's grocery tab. Sam Lutfi told Ryan Seacrest this morning that it was nothing more than "retail therapy".





NEW SMYRNA BEACH, Fla. — Prosecutors have dropped a drug charge against David Faustino, best known for playing Bud Bundy on the TV series "Married With Children."

Faustino was charged in May 2007 with misdemeanor marijuana possession after he was arrested during an argument with his estranged wife. A disorderly intoxication charge was dismissed later that month, and Faustino agreed to complete a drug treatment program.

"He successfully completed the deferred prosecution agreement, which included a drug treatment program," said Linda Pruitt, spokeswoman for the State Attorney's Office.

Faustino, 33, completed the treatment program in California, where he lives.

"He received no special treatment from the State Attorney's Office," Faustino's Daytona Beach defense attorney, Mike Rodriguez, said Wednesday. "He did what was asked of him, and he fulfilled all of his conditions."

Police spotted Faustino trying to climb out a car window before continuing to argue with his wife in the street while their car was stopped at an intersection. Faustino's breath smelled of alcohol, and he had a plastic bag containing a gram of marijuana in his pocket, police said.

The couple divorced in December.

"Married With Children" ran on the Fox network from 1987 to 1997.

Source: Associated Press



Major, Major, Major Dorks... Jeff from Sunset Tan and Adnan Ghalib, Brit's photog turned rockstar boyfriend. These dudes must run into each other all the time at L.A.'s hottest 1990's men's clothing boutiques and hair salons (or can that look only be achieved by one's own hand?).

After seeing Sunset Tan on E! last season I thought they had a one-of-a-kind dinosaur on their hands with the self proclaimed "J-Boz", but leave it to Britney to dig up yet another one of these Dino-Dorks from the giant tar pit that is called L.A.




Just how long will they keep her on that bottle?

Last night Suri was caught screaming for her science milk when the Cruise family returned from their dinner.