Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sex. Show all posts


This is Art Price, Jr. He is a 40 year old man from Bellevue, Ohio, caught in the act, having sex with a picnic table.

What's more is that he was being filmed and this was not his first time to make love with his picnic table, he was seen doing it four other times by his neighbor between 10:30am and Noon.

Sometimes picnic tables don't listen, so he had to grab the round metal table, tilt it on it's side and go to town on the umbrella hole in the center. Hold up, I'm hearing Rihanna! Ella, ella, ella, hey, eh, eh? The umbrella hole? Say what?

I know men love their grills, but what'd the patio table do to catch his eye?

Unfortunately for Art Price Jr., sexing your picnic table is considered a felony since it took place in close proximity to a school.

Police Captain Matt Johnson said "The first video we had, he was completely nude. He would use the hole from the umbrella and have sex with the table."

Price is married and has three school-aged children. He was released on a $20,000 bond.

As for his release, a neighbor, Brice Jacobs, said "He shouldn't be allowed just for the fact that he could do that again, and nude that close to a school. That should be zero tolerance."

Art Price Sr. must be very proud.





Kate Moss planned a 34 hour party for each year of her life and wrinkle on her face.

She didn't quite make it to the 34th hour before she started celebrating naked and found her bed by the 18-hour mark, at 8am yesterday. According to Newsoftheworld, Kate got hot and sweaty with two female models and a lucky male guest while a crowd of onlookers snorted cocaine and ogled the eye-popping performance.

Kate gasped with pleasure along with the professional female models and stocky fella in her £2,500-a-night suite on the eighth floor of London's Dorchester hotel.

Kate's boyfriend JAMIE HINCE was in the other room during the orgy, but his band THE KILLS' new album, No Wow, was her choice of CD to set the mood in the master bedroom.

A fellow party guest who witnessed the four-in-a-bed romp, told me: "Kate was loving the attention from the girls, the bloke—and the crowd. It was standing room only.

It's a saucy echo of Kate's infamous The Beautiful And The Damned birthday bash four years ago which ended up in a no-holds-barred orgy involving Kate's fashion friend SADIE FROST and other party guests.

My insider, who was present at Wednesday's 18-hour birthday celebration, revealed that the orgy was already in full swing by 3am, when Kate arrived at the room.

"Security was watertight," revealed my source. "Nobody made it through the suite doors who wasn't already on a pre-approved list. Once you were inside it was obvious why.

"People were doing cocaine all over the place. They were chopping out line after line on the expensive furniture and snorting it up. The lights were low and there were scented candles all over the place.

"When Kate arrived, she reached for a Diamond Chaser—a cocktail of vintage champagne and cognac—and made her way to the master bedroom."

Inside another party was under way—a steamy romp between two stunning models and a male partygoer.

The source explained: "The three of them were kissing and caressing one another and about four or five other people were in the room watching."

Birthday girl Kate pushed through the gathering and sprawled on the bed—and the three partygoers pounced on her.

"They teasingly took it in turns to snog each other," added the source. "Then the kissing became fondling and everything except full sex followed. Once word got out, everyone was desperate for a peep of Kate."

DailyMail reports that she had been going since at least 2.30pm on Wednesday at the Dorchester on Park Lane.

There, she had booked two top-floor suites for £2,500 each.

A friend said: "Kate was determined to go for it. She has been paranoid that everyone is saying she's too old and past it.

"She had already been knocking back the Dom Perignon by the time she left her house for the Dorchester."

Miss Moss and some of her closest girl friends - Davinia Taylor, Meg Mathews, Fran Cutler and Kelly Osbourne - enjoyed cream teas and pink champagne.

At 8pm, they came downstairs for a meal at the hotel's China Tang restaurant with guests including Topshop boss Sir Philip Green.

The billionaire chose a curious jacket decorated with winged creatures for the occasion.

Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood was also there, wearing a policeman's hat with a pig's nose stuck on the front.

Miss Moss's boyfriend, Jamie Hince of pop group the Kills, arrived clutching an enormous present and two packets of cigarettes in one hand and an overnight bag in the other.

Afterwards, the party headed for the Punk Club in Soho.

But before they left, the birthday girl had crimped and curled her hair and painted a gold star over her right eye to enhance the whole glam theme - or perhaps to hide a few tired shadows.

The friend said: "At the Dorchester, all the girls were very busy preening and titillating.

"They were circling round Kate telling her how amazing she looked. But if the truth is to be known, she looked quite knackered."

The group arrived at Punk around 10pm, where veteran Radio 1 DJ Annie Nightingale provided the music, and the girls hit the dancefloor to Kylie Minogue's version of The Locomotion.

At 2.30am it was back to the Dorchester.

Room service was laid on with countless more bottles of Dom Perignon - adding to the eventual £37,000 bill.

The music blared and Miss Moss apparently did a karaoke stint before retiring to a couch for some girlie chat.

Shortly after sunrise she headed back to her new abode, keeping the suites open for a possible return.

The model is understood to have called it a night - or day - soon after.

The friend said: "Kate was quite sick when she went to bed. She's clearly not the party animal she once was."



[source: dailymail, newsoftheworld]


Eva Mendes was on a French TV show answering questions like: "Are you really slutty or really stupid?", to which she replied, "both, that's why I'm partially revealing my left areola." Not really, but she's a dumbass for wearing such an outfit or maybe she's really smart because, if it weren't for her showing herself every once in a while, we wouldn't know her at all. Areola sells!




[source: hollywoodtuna]


Oh not another shady dude for Brit.

Brit's new pap boyfriend's ex-girlfriend Nichole Grimes, is speaking out to warn Brit against Adnan's unfaithful ways. It turns out that pap dude isn't such a chivalrous charmer after all.

She told the Daily Star:

"Britney should watch out - he's wild. To say he was a ladies' man was an understatement. He couldn't get enough. He's mad and sex-mad. When we met I thought he was this lovely young Asian boy from a strict family. I was head-over-heels in love. Then I discovered he'd been secretly hitting on my friend behind my back. Some people may wonder what this guy from a strict Muslim family is doing with a party animal like Britney. But I reckon he's wilder than her.
Sounds perfect for Brit!