Major, Major, Major Dorks... Jeff from Sunset Tan and Adnan Ghalib, Brit's photog turned rockstar boyfriend. These dudes must run into each other all the time at L.A.'s hottest 1990's men's clothing boutiques and hair salons (or can that look only be achieved by one's own hand?).

After seeing Sunset Tan on E! last season I thought they had a one-of-a-kind dinosaur on their hands with the self proclaimed "J-Boz", but leave it to Britney to dig up yet another one of these Dino-Dorks from the giant tar pit that is called L.A.

Britney hits Sunset Tan today with her new assistant and acts like she, for once, didn't want the paparazzi around.

She employs Nick from Sunset Tan to act as a bodyguard who escorts her through the back stairway, as she bitches, "This is why I wanted the cops here. I will never come here again." Then proceeds to jump into her car without her keys.

I guess she "didn't want to go"to Sunset Tan because it's a reality TV Show and there are always cameras there to catch the celebs coming and going. She's been on the show herself, which was just re-aired last week. FAKE!

She's too much!

Goodbye to "The Olly Girls"! Hookers, Holly and Molly, the two that were obviously hired at Sunset Tan specifically for the show, have been predictably fired! My guess is that they will be back within 2 episodes. Until then, I will continue to enjoy the show, paying close attention to the phenomenon that is Jeff and Devin's cool, cool, cool, "you don't have to be in a band to be a rockstar" wardrobes. The two manage to upkeep an entire wardrobe from the summer of 2003. As well, manage to maintain a staff that epitomizes that era. Just check out their individual websites, if you need further evidence. In response to Jeff's style, one of our younger readers put it best when he wrote in, "Major, major dork. You want to say he's gay, but you just know he's not!" See for yourself and let us know what you think!


You may also enjoy that Keely claims to be 25 years old, while my guess would have been 38-40. Not until I saw Keely's personal site in action, did I realize she takes her self as "sexy". I was thinking more like "cutesy grandma", ya know?
I have been concentrating on Keely's mouth and Janelle's nose. They are both really fun to watch. Keely's mouth has a great scene coming up this week, when it attempts to reprimand Anya for having zero work ethic!

I've got to give E! props for finding these dinosaurs and creating a show out them. If they really wanted the new Gieco Caveman TV series to be funny, they should have hired Jeff and Devin, and their stylists!!!

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