Holly Madison and oldboy Hefner were spotted waiting in the office of a doctor who specializes in vitro fertilization, according to Janet Charlton.

81 yr. old Hugh Hefner has been avoiding the decision to procreate with 29 yr. old Holly for some time, but has been practicing with she and her friends for years now.

Let's hope his sperm's beards soften the blow to the bunny-eared egg and they become to weak and feeble to bust through. Ick!!! All the way around.