The unfunny, funny couple Amy Poehler, 36, and husband Will Arnett, 37, are having a baby.
Gross. They are so immature, I cringe at the thought of these two becoming parents.
Her film Baby Mama was No. 1 at the box-office this weekend. Complete with middle-aged female farting and bathroom jokes.
Hopefully Amy's summer pregnancy with a fall delivery date, will keep her from the snoozefest that has become SNL's weekend update. They so need to update that stale routine.
Amy's got one of those "I'm a Toys R Us kid" attitudes that just bugs the shit out of me. There is no such thing as a "big kid"; you're just a really selfish adult that can't relate.
Amy will be surprised how little she will have in common with "kids" once she has one.
"I'm great with kids," she told the New York Daily News earlier this month. "I think I'm still a big giant kid. I understand them and usually we're the same size. I think I understand the way they look up at the world. I get it."
You think it's time for Tommy and Mother Kate to bring another Scientologist into the world? Well, it appears that Katie could be pregnant, if you're considering her belly. According to OK! Magazine it just may be true:
"She has that special glow that only pregnant women have," an eyewitness tells OK!. "I would say there is a strong possibility that she's pregnant."
"Katie's a big believer in big families and lots of siblings. It's how she was brought up," a Holmes family friend tells OK!. The 29-year-old actress has three older sisters and a brother eight years her senior. "She was always jealous of being so far apart in age from her siblings, so she doesn't want to space it out too far."
Christina and baby posh for the cover of PEOPLE. While baby Max is cute, Christina is still looking a bit tranny-faced.
Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey were on TRL today promoting their dumb new movie "Fools Gold". Rumor has it that Kate is pregnant, just like the rest of Hollywood, since she's been seen wearing dresses that are ample sized in the belly area.
Well, that's what I was going to tell you about, until I realized McConaughey was sporting a "J.K. Livin" t-shirt. Dude's gonna be a father and he's still gonna keep on keepi'n on?
At least he cleaned up a little. No, he probably just cleaned up to draw more attention to his ridiculous shirt. Who wants to bet he'll name is new baby J.K.?
Geek.
Marc Anthony's rep denies rumors that Jennifer Lopez is having her baby.
"It's not true," the rep tells Us Weekly. "We have been getting the same phone calls since last week. Everybody figures it is happening around now so they have started throwing out the story hoping they will be right and be the one to break the news but it isn't yet."
Knowing the control freak, it's probably true, but doesn't want her family to see the baby until it's in full makeup. I'm sure the hospital room somewhat represents an office with lots of staff.
Well if not now, it should be very soon. Should be interesting to see what creation those two made together.
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Oh gross! There is a some unfortunate girl claiming that she's pregnant with Pete's baby.
Laura McLaughlin is a 20 yr. old, straight-A, Havard bound student and the Goddaughter to Sir Alex Ferguson. She says she is three months pregnant and is sure that Pete is the father, because she was otherwise a virgin before meeting Pete.
She told The News Of The World: "The baby is Peter's. There is no doubt about that.
"I was a virgin when I met Peter and when we had sex. He knows about the baby. I told him I was pregnant the moment I found out."
Which seems funny when Pete's peeps had this to say:"Pete says he doesn't know who this girl is."
This is disgusting, but reproduction seems to the continuing theme into 2008.
Pamela officially filed for divorce from Rick Salomon and sadly, she is no longer pregnant, reports TMZ.
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Humm.... go PETA! Now she can go back to saving the lives of animals.
Looks like Pamela needs to get her priorities in order.
Holly Madison and oldboy Hefner were spotted waiting in the office of a doctor who specializes in vitro fertilization, according to Janet Charlton.
81 yr. old Hugh Hefner has been avoiding the decision to procreate with 29 yr. old Holly for some time, but has been practicing with she and her friends for years now.
Let's hope his sperm's beards soften the blow to the bunny-eared egg and they become to weak and feeble to bust through. Ick!!! All the way around.
Matthew McConaughey and his Brazilian model girlfriend Camila Alves are going to have a baby.
Camila is three months pregnant. Mr. Sexy's spokesman says he is "excited".
Well I am finally home with my beautiful girlfriend and our brand new little daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born on January 11th 2008 at 3:13pm. She weighed in at 6 pounds and 7 ounces. She is 19 inches long and growing everyday already! She really is a wonderful addition to the GC/DCMA/DEADEXEC family.We are so blessed to have this beautiful little baby in our lives.I want to thank everyone for all the love and kind words they’ve sentour way. We apologize we werent accepting and gifts/cards/calls at thehospital, but if you’d like to send something, we’d rather you make a donation to the richie-madden foundation, which we started in Harlow Winter’s honor. She looks so much like her mom its crazy! She eats like a little maniac and shes really sweet. She barely ever cries ,even when daddy is changing her diaper, and believe me i suck when it comes to diapers, but im learning! I cant wait to show off some pictures, until then, THANKS!! and GOD BLESS….. Joel
Poor little Dannielynn Birkhead wearing an eye patch while being treated for strabismus, daddy Larry Birkhead told, Entertainment Tonight:
“I’ve been taking her to the doctors and… Anna had taken Dannielynn to the doctor to see about it when she was just a few months old.”
Birkhead admits his daughter was initially pleased with her new look thanks in part to her love for pirates.
“I got her a little pirate doll to show her that people wear patches, and it’s OK, and daddy wears a patch if he has to to show her it’s OK. I’ve been really aggressive with the patch as much as I can be. At first she was really open to it and it didn’t really bother her. Now, she’s gotten a little smart because she can pull it off, so it’s a little bit harder for me to patch her.”
Dannielynn may face surgery if the eye patch does not correct the problem.
It's a boy for Christina and husband Jordan Bratman.
Christina gave birth to Max Liron Bratman at 10:05pm on Saturday night (1/12/08).
6lbs 2oz and 20.5ins
Dear fans,
Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world.
In honor of our love for each other and our growing family, I have put together a special video for the song "Save Me From Myself" off my Back to Basics album. This video is very dear to me as it includes actual footage from our personal wedding video!
Just a little something to say "thank you" for your undying love and support. It is in no small part because of you that I live such a blessed and wonderful life!
Please download and enjoy...
With all my love,
Christina
E! Online reports that Christina Aguilera is already at Cedars awaiting a very special delivery—and we're not talking 'bout the Domino's kind. She has allegedly been there since last night, but when Planet Gossip's Marc Malkin checked in this morning, her rep said there was nothing to announce...yet.
Her C-section was scheduled for sometime today.
Oh no!
Things are really getting crazy in the world when you have a child out of wedlock due to your divorce at the time of conception.
TMZ is reporting that her divorce from sex tape maker Rick Salomon is back on and he's telling friends that he believes she is "acting crazy" because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.
They were married Oct. 6; can she really be considered as a "spouse" after just 3 months of marriage? This isn't good for poor Pam or maybe it is, perhaps it will slow her partying ways. She seems to be at her best when she's playing mom.
Jessica Alba, 26, "does not want to be a pregnant bride", nonetheless has become engaged to her creepy boyfriend Cash Warren, 28.
"I can confirm that they are engaged," Alba's publicist, Brad Cafarelli, said in an e-mail to The Associated Press on Thursday. The couple is expecting their first child in late spring or early summer, Cafarelli said.
Jessica just announced last week that she "refused to be a pregnant bride in a dress", but then again, we're used to Alba saying, "I will never get naked for a film", as she is promoting her film for which she shows her body naked. She also told the press that she is refusing offers to show her pregnant body naked at 7 months, so we know whole heartedly we can expect to see Jessica on the cover of any mag that will take her!
I love it when a good hottie like sexy Jessica Alba's looks are revealed when their naked body is no longer the focus. Let's see how that face holds up to the reputation. I like what the bangs are doing for her already!
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Our source said:
“Lily could not be happier."
“It’s the icing on the cake for what has been an incredible 18 months for her. She is looking forward to finishing her new album early next year and releasing it before the birth of her first child.”
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Nickelodeon has confirmed that Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant. Jamie Lynn Spears is Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister and the star of “Zoey 101". She has a long term boyfriend, 19 year-old Casey Aldridge, who is said to be from her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana. At the end of June, Jamie Lynn and Casey were looking at apartments together.
Nickelodeon issued this statement:
“We respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn’s well being.”
Holy shocking sh*t! Here we had all eyes on Britney and now the 16 year old sister is pregnant. This may very well be a wake up call for Britney or maybe Jamie will turn out just like big sis and end up having to pay the dude's full ride.
All I can say is poor Lynn Spears...she's got her hands full.
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Jessica Alba, 26 is always trying to convince us that she's not Latino and she's not sexy.
Jessica's rep Brad Cafarelli has confirmed to PEOPLE exclusively, that she indeed is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's, 28, child. Okay, now that's not sexy!! The couple have had a rough year of break ups and make ups. A baby may bring the two together forever.
"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says the rep.
The couple have been dating since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.
The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.
That will be one unsexy, non-, no personality havin' baby and let's just hope it's not born nude. You know how Jessica's daddy feels about her getting nude. She wouldn't do it, cause he just wouldn't have it!
Dennis Quaid and his wife are suing the makers of the blood thinner drug Heparin after their newborn twins were overdosed due to negligent packaging.
They are seeking more than $50,000 in damages in a product liability suit, claiming that Baxter Healthcare Corp., was negligent in packaging different doses of the product in similar vials with blue backgrounds.
This is not the first time the packaging has been confused, leading to overdosing. Last year three children died at an Indianapolis hospital as a result of the misleading packing, which should have been recalled.
The Quaid's twins, Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace, and a third patient were at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center on Nov. 18 when they were mistakenly given vials of heparin that were 1,000 times stronger than the usual dosage.
