Party boy Joe Francis who made millions by contributed the degradation of society is whining behind bars about the mistreatment he's receiving while serving time in an Oklahoma jail, for filming a scene with two 17 yr. old girls.

The loser that created "GIRLS Gone Wild" is revealing what went on behind bars in Panama City, FL and Oklahoma jails, which was clearly not enough because he's still speaking!!! He is claiming that the guards are not giving him toilet paper or meals, forced him to wear ankle shackles that cut his skin and made him bleed in the shower.

He's now in relative comfort in a third jail in Reno, NV, where he told Page Six, "I fear for my life if I have to go back there [Florida]. These are the same people that killed a 14-year-old boy," a reference to a February 2006 incident in which a teen died while being restrained by guards.

"These are scary people down there. If I get sent back, they will retaliate. They killed that kid . . I think I would have been dead or I'd be drooling in a cup," added Francis, who must return to the Florida jail if he posts bail in Nevada.

"They treated me like I was a terrorist," he said. "They'd put my food just out of reach and laugh with each other, 'Oh, I guess Joe wasn't hungry today.' "

He said that he "hysterically cried" and screamed in his cell but that no one cared: "They had me next to a cop killer and Herman Harmon, who shot a guy in the head with a .38 then escaped from his cell."

He also said he was "tortured" in Oklahoma's Grady County Jail, where he stayed for three weeks while being transferred to a prison in Nevada. He claims guards threatened to strap him naked to a chair for 48 hours and refused to give him a blanket.

Francis is awaiting trial in Reno for federal tax evasion. In Florida, he faces charges for using minors in a sexual performance when two girls, then 17, were videotaped by his company in 2003 in a motel shower. It was later revealed the girls lied about their age.

He was jailed for contempt in Florida, and his bail was revoked when contraband was found in his cell. He has since elected to stay in jail in Reno rather than post bail there and be sent back to custody in Florida.

Well Joe, as they say, "hindsight is 20/20", and "nothing comes for free", like sex with minors which you profited from.

I hope you make a fine example for other dudes like you and you get what you deserve!!!!!!

The Los Angeles Times reports that the Malibu fires span 4,500-acres, driven by 50-mph winds, engulfs homes in Corral and Latigo canyons and forces the evacuation of thousands. A small fire in Ramona in San Diego County is quickly controlled, forcing the evaluation of 10,000 to 14,000 people.

By mid-afternoon the blaze was 25% contained. Firefighters were making a stand near Kanan Dume Road to stop the fire's northwestward march through steep, heavy brush.

With the holiday shopping season just getting underway FoxNews is now reporting Britney's Blackout cd as a flop. Sales for the new cd have stalled at 430,000 copies which is far lower than all previous cd sales for Britney at this point of a new release. Her new single “Piece of Me” is registering as only the 37th most downloaded single on iTunes. Why could this be happening? I was convinced all the hard work of the burping, farting, drinking and drugging promotion would translate into chart topping gold.

Hulk Hogan has been shocked by the news of his own divorce. Linda Bollea, wife of Hulk Hogan, has filed for divorce, reported by the St Petersburg Times on Saturday.

Linda Bollea, 48, filed the divorce papers in Pinellas County court on November 20 against Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, the newspaper said.

Reportedly Hulk Hogan, 54, learned of his the divorce, when a reporter called to collect more information. He first hung up on the curious reporter, then later returned his call apologizing, stating he was shocked by the news. The couple were married in 1984 and are currently living in Belleair, near Clearwater, FL. Linda has been in California for the past 2 weeks.

Poor Hulk, things just keep getting worse. His son, Nick Bollea, was arrested November 7 on reckless driving charges for an accident that left his passenger hospitalized in critical condition.

Last week, a video surfaced of his wife Linda and daughter Brooke, drag racing.

Earlier this month Brit almost found herself the butt of the joke at the Maxim party, before friends warned her she was named one of the five "unsexiest women on the planet". Instead she and Sam Satan Lutfi, her casual sex partner/manager/PR dude/sidekick, ended up having dinner at Mirabelle.

It was at that restaurant that she met her new balding boyfriend Michael Marchand, a waiter that works at the exclusive Los Angeles eatery. The two have been dating on the down low ever since and were seen late night Wednesday, dining again at the same restaurant.

A source said: "Michael came in a little after midnight, and she came in right after wearing black and dark glasses. They were being discreet. Forty-five minutes later, they left the restaurant together. He was charming - he made Britney laugh and looked at her with this secret smile. They left in separate cars."

When Brit's new waiter boyfriend was asked about the relationship he replied: "I can't talk about that right now."

A source told Life and Style Weekly magazine: "Their chemistry was immediate. He's very attracted to her. They're always texting each other."

Meanwhile, the singer celebrated Thanksgiving a day early with her sons Sean Preston, two and 17-month-old Jayden James yesterday.

The same source went on to spill more about Brit's plans for cosmetic surgery saying, "she's already consulted with at least three surgeons about new breast implants, a nose job, liposuction, on her chin and Botox for her face. She sees no reason to stop. She constantly talks about getting work done."

My question is, who is this "source"? Hummm.. could it be Satan?

Paris Hilton spent her Thanksgiving in China making sure her skirt was short enough for her interview while in Bund for MTV Style awards.

She was just blown away by the city, stating at a news conference that, "Shanghai looks like the future!" She spent two days checking out the futuristic city before she hit the award show for Chinese style and fashion trendsetters.

That didn't take long...remember those trashy "Olly Girls" hired by E! to add a little sex appeal to their reality (cough, cough bullshit) TV show Sunset Tan. Now that Sunset's done with them (after a staged, phony firing) what are a couple of unemployed dancers to do?

The shows called "The Olly Girls Perfect Picks" and has something to do with football... this one's sure to be boring, pointless and quickly forgotten.

Yuck! Nobody does trashy quite like Lindsay Lohan excluding, of course, mother Dina Lohan.
Look at the over-injections in those lips, seems this girl just never knows when to say when!

Fresh off her Thanksgiving celebration with her kids on Wednesday at the Four Seasons Hotel.

Britney Spent the actual holiday with the biggest turkey of them all Sam Lutfi (aka. human piece of shit) at Virgin Megastore.

The same week she debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 with the album "As I Am," Alicia Keys assumed control of the Billboard Hot 100 with "No One," which inched up from No. 2.

The track sold 210,000 downloads, an 88 percent increase from the previous week. Way to gobble up the charts turkey, now give us the exclusive on your plastic surgery and we will be thankful too!

Pregnant Christina, who once said Britney, Paris and Lindsay need to have more self control when partying has now joined there ridiculous "no undies" club.

Too bad the very pregnant Christina could not have followed her own advice. Very tacky Christina, do try to keep them closed, future mommy.

There's so much to say about "crowning", but no need to be vile.

Although Winehouse has made recent claims to be drug free. Last night during a fantastic performance at London's Brixton Academy she was once again photographed with a suspicious white powder in her right nostril. It's encouraging to see her performances are improving but all is clearly not well with Amy.

Cutesy Grandma, Heidi Klum is out there doing some renegade promotion for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (gag me), that airs December 5th, TMZ reported.

Okay, first thing to keep in mind is that she's 34. Heidi tries so hard to pull off sophistication on Project Runway and then undoes it all by doing stupid shit like this, and showing butt crack, and talking about her husband's penis, and talking about her naked Sunday's. C'mon... does a middle-aged woman really need that much attention?

Don't answer that... images of Kris Kardashian are dancing in my head.

The very sexual Pete Wentz has a sex tape out, or so that's rumor, but it's actually a scene from a short movie called Goodnight Moon. In the video he's really getting at it, going after some ugly blond chic.

I wonder what Ashlee and the Simpson crew thinks of this. Pretty disgraceful, but that's Pete, that's why we know the bass player of Fallout Boy and none of the others!


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Hayden Panettiere is GQ magazine's "Obsession of the Year".

GQ: When will you become the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood?

Hayden Panettiere: Never, never. Cross our fingers. You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUIs. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.”

Here's Hayden being one of the boring girls.

New rumors have surfaced about Amy's drug use, when she was photographed on her way to her show in Blackpool, England, with white residue in her nostril. What's worse is that a little fan stopped to get a picture with her and was even dressed like Amy, complete with beehive.

Her friend and confidant Pete Doherty, has just spoken out in Amy's favor claiming she had cleaned up her act. He says that Amy's husband Blake Fielder-Civil has become clean while in prison. Then again, a couple of weeks ago Pete declared himself clean to be caught on video just hours later, shooting heroin. He's as good as his word.

Robin Thick did a photo shoot GQ Online with Rihanna. I don't know why the match? I think they are just trying to blow minds. "Rihanna, take your left, no, right shoe off on this one. Yeah, that will confuse them".

Jan Adams was served with a letter from the West family requesting he not do this interview while in the Larry King green room moments before he was to go on air.

Although after a commercial break, Dr. Adams could not resist the opportunity to appear in front of the camera only to declare his loyalty to the West family and then walk off.

Today just before 1pm Kanye West arrived at the True Vine Ministry church to lay his mother to rest, in Oklahoma City, OK.

The body of Dr. Donda West arrived in a white hearse and two horse drawn carriages transported her body to the cemetery.

Kanye was surrounded by friends and family, including Beyonce and Jay-Z. Anita Baker and John Legend performed at the privPate service.

"She was just a number 1 person", her father Oklahoma City civil rights leader Portwood Williams Sr., told The Oklahoman newspaper, about his daughter Donda West.

“We were real close — very close,” Williams said. “She was just number 1. One in a million. We have four children, and I’ve never heard them have an argument with each other. She was just a number 1 person.”

Donda West, 58, died as the result of possible complications from a cosmetic surgical procedure.

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Oprah does her "Favorite Things List" today.

Here's her first favorite thing:

SAMSUNG PROGRESSIVE HD CAMCORDER SC-HMX10C

"My first favorite thing is state of the art and I carried it around with me all through Macon," Oprah says. The Samsung SC-HMX10C is so small it literally fits in the palm of your hand. This high definition digital camcorder records everything on a chip so you can download your video directly to your computer. With the flip of a switch, the camcorder becomes a camera that snaps picture-perfect digital photos. "It's fantastic," Oprah says. "It's so easy, even I can do it!"

I looked at the list and checked it twice, I just didn't find anything appealing on it this year. Perhaps, it's the whole show thing that makes them so dazzle-y delightfully special.

Check the list for yourself: View the complete shopping list

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Dennis Quaid's surrogate, fraternal newborn twins are fighting for their lives after being inadvertently overdosed at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Sources tell us the twins -- Thomas Boone and Zoe Grace -- were accidentally given a massive dose of Heparin, an anti-coagulant. Babies typically get 10 units. Our sources say they were each mistakenly given 10,000 units. The drug is used to flush out IV lines and prevent blood clots. We're told one dose was given on Sunday morning, another on Sunday evening.

We're told late Sunday night, both babies started to "bleed out." Both babies are now at Cedars in the neo-natal intensive care unit where we're told they are stable, reports TMZ.

The twins were born to Quaid and wife Kimberly Buffington November 8 via surrogate.

A rep for Quaid did not immediately return our call for comment and there was no immediate comment from Cedars.

We're told a technician stored the Heparin in the wrong place, and when a nurse grabbed the medicine for the babies without looking -- it was the wrong dosage.

A source says the babies are now being given Protamine, which reverses the effects of Heparin.

UPDATE: We're told as many as thirteen patients at Cedars were mistakenly given the overdose of Heparin, but the effects are more critical because of the age and weight of the twins.

Sad, sad, sad... I hope they recover.

Madonna specifically chose Carlos Leon for his features, to father her child.

She got what she wanted!

The new issue of Us Weekly, exposes Britney Spears' past.

She made her fortune on her wholesome image, but they say we've been duped! We all know that nobody has a perfect family, but maybe some of Brit's troubles today, stem from her family past.

Her former lawyer, who worked with Britney as a teenager told Us Weekly that "virgin" image she portrayed was a "PR blitz". She suppossedly lost her virginity to her hillbilly boyfriend Reg Jones, at 14! Ah, shocker! Although she and JT tried to maintain that they didn't do the dirty, the two were intimate from the beginning.

Also in the article, they tell that Brit's dad's mother, paternal grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, in June 1966 committed suicide at age 31. Britney's grandmother, who suffered from depression, shot herself in the chest with a shotgun at the grave of her infant son who had died eight years earlier just three days after being born.

A local newspaper article obtained by Us reported at the time: "The shotgun had been pressed against the woman's chest and she apparently pulled the trigger with a toe of the right foot from which a shoe had been removed." The newspaper reported that Emma Jean had attempted suicide three times before.

Emma Jean Spears left behind four other children, including Britney's father, Jamie Spears, then an eighth grader. Two of Jamie Spears' brothers ended up with criminal records and homeless.

The full article comes out Wednesday in Us Weekly.

Is it learned behavior or genetic?

White trash mother and daughter team Linda and Brooke Hogan, hit the streets drag racing. The race is caught on video for a documentary called Vehicular Lunatics, about street racing.

Brooke is seen initiating the race with the car next to them, then afterwards, mom tells the cameras, “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

Not good for the image! Since Nick's disastrous wreck, mom has since denied the race ever happened.

Whoops.

Mary Kate Olsen has been hospitalized due a "kidney infection". She was rushed to the emergency room last night in New York.

Her rep NICOLE CARUSO tells PEOPLE, "Mary-Kate got a kidney infection. She's resting comfortably and will be released in the next day or so."

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Kanye West played Belgium Sunday night and spoke to the crowd about his feelings. Very sad indeed.

He's back in the states, in Oklahoma City, where his mother will be laid to rest today at 1pm.

Peace be with him.

After the judge declared on Friday, that Brit was unfit to drive her children around any longer, she got a chauffeur to take she and the boys to the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills.

She may also be wising up, I doubt it, but her attorney says, that Brit is taking "security measures" to protect her children. Now what neuron fired off her mothering gene?

"Recent aggressive actions by individuals who have followed (Spears) and blocked her access, with and without the children, have resulted in her decision to take certain security measures which she hopes will only be necessary temporarily, for the protection of the children," Sorrell Trope said in a statement Monday.

Trope was not specific about the "measures" that would be taken, but I'm guessing she's being urged to stay out of the spotlight. At least, not make every trip to the coffee shop an adventure, where she's sending idiots to the hospital, willing to be hit by her car for a shot of her.

"Ms. Spears hopes that she and Mr. Federline will be able to reach an agreement as to all matters concerning their children," Trope said. "She hopes that by not commenting on court proceedings the media attention in those proceedings will subside, which she requests for the safety and well being of the children", PEOPLE magazine reports.

It's also rumored that Brit is ready to bust Kevin. She has said that, while they were married, Kevin used to smoke marijuana and drink in front of their children... that's a given. Since she has had the paps following her, filming every mistake, she has now hired a private investigator to follow him. The tables have turned Charlie Murphy!

Now this is a custody battle worth following! Dig that dirt!

Avril Lavigne went for all pink at the American Music Awards. Pink mic, pink hair and pink eyes.

Dick Wilson who popularized the phrase "Please don't squeeze the Charmin", died today at the Motion Picture and Television Hospital in Woodland Hills, CA. After a long career, lasting more than 70's years and over 500 commercials for Charmin from 1964 to 1985, Proctor and Gamble issued the statement.

His acting career included many radio, television, movies and theater.

The brand manager for Charmin said Wilson "deserves much of the credit for Charmin's success.