You probably want to include Justin Timberlake on your next album or tour. You may even consider doing a provocative comedic skit with him, but do not include him in your next movie!

When less-than-average Anne Hathaway can drive more traffic to the theaters than a-lister JT, there's a big problem. This weekend, Get Smart is set to take in $40 million, in comparison to The Love Guru's $14 million. Yowch!

Paris Hilton called the paps out to document the meeting of her model boyfriend Alex Vaggo and her parents at Madeo in Beverly Hills. Paris has been talking baby and you know how desperate that girl is. She's probably chosen this Swedish fellow to father her young so she can get some baby attention too.

She's getting out there again and she knows exactly how to do it. After all she's the one that taught Britney how get keep the media's attention. If it weren't for their short friendship, Brit would still be hitting bathrooms barefooted with a bag of Cheetos in her hand, with nobody watching.

Rumor has it that Britney is supposed to die at the end of the "Piece of Me" video.

So.... maybe that what the funeral arrangements were all about, that was reported last week.

We thought Brit dropping a mere $50,000 on her own funeral may a been a bit premature. She doesn't plan to go to the bathroom, much less a service she wont be around for!

[source: perezhilton]

After many drugs and horrid performances, Amy Winehouse has called it quits.

Amy, with the instruction of her doctor has canceled all remaining live and promotional appearances for the remainder of the year. She had completed 8 shows and had 8 more to go before the end of the year, but missed last night's gig in Bournemouth. Before the show, she met with her management and tour company staff and announced her plans to quit in a very tense meeting.

Amy's management released a statement saying: "The rigors involved in touring and the intense emotional strain that Amy has been under in recent weeks have taken their toll.

"In the interests of her health and well-being, Amy has been ordered to take complete rest and deal with her health issues."

"Amy says -

I can’t give it my all onstage without my Blake. I’m so sorry but I don’t want to do the shows half-heartedly. I love singing. My husband is everything to me and without him it’s just not the same."

A source who was in the meeting said: "She was in floods of tears and weeping that she couldn't go on without Blake.

"People told her this would go down terribly with the fans and lose her a ton of money, but she was adamant.

"Amy's clearly in a right state at the moment, but she was adamant. The meeting broke up about 5pm. It's far from an ideal position."

Refunds for the remaining dates will be issued from the point of purchase.

We hope she gives in and goes to rehab. She is in a bad state.

We wish her well.

[image: Tom Oxley, source: The Sun]

Somebody wants some attention!

Linda Bollea, is now undecided about her decision to divorce hubby Terry Bollea (Hulk Hogan). Linda filed for divorce last week, while in California.

TMZ says she is now wants to work her marriage out, but now Hulk isn't sure he can accept her back after the choke hold she put in him over the weekend, when he was informed about their divorce plans through a phone call made from a reporter.

A source said, "She keeps saying to him 'Can't we find a way to make this work? She doesn't want to see the family break up. She really wants to work it out with him. But it is like pushing up against a brick wall. She is heartbroken about it."

Maybe she should take a cue from their VH1 reality show Hogan Knows Best and go home and talk it over with Hulk.

News of the World is reporting, "while performing on stage in Brixton, Amy grabbed a boob again, which she's been seen doing several times in the past during her UK tour. Out from the chest, it appears a dodgy looking home-made cigarette that slipped from her hand and was caught by News of the World photog.

An onlooker said: "After dropping the smoke, she then seemed desperate to cover it up."

I also hear that despite getting one call a day to jailed hubby Blake Fieler-Civil, Winehouse forgot to phone twice this week.

News of the World is reporting that Britney Spears is adopting 6 year old twins and just paid for her funeral arrangements.

The desperate singer has told friends she's in the final stages of talks with an adoption agency and plans to go ahead with the move very soon.

This latest twist in the Britney saga comes after the recent news that hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE has been given full custody of the children Sean Preston, two, and one-year-old Jayden James.

My snapper caught Britney, who still has access to the kids, enjoying a precious moment with her boys at her home in LA on Friday.

Friends feel that Britney has decided to adopt the two six-year-old tots from China in a frantic bid to fill the void left by losing her sons to K-Fed.

Britney's bad week got even worse when she was banned from driving with the kids in the car after she ran a red light in Hollywood.

And in another worrying move for the former Pop Princess, I can reveal she is splashing out £25,000 on her OWN funeral.

Apparently, Brit has forked out the cash because she fears her spiralling lifestyle may lead to an early grave.

The grim revelation has friends and family worried that Brit is growing increasingly depressed and that her unhealthy lifestyle is taking its toll.

But pals are baffled at the double whammy surprise.

A source close to Britney told me: "It doesn't seem that Britney has thought this through completely. Adoption and a funeral? The two don't exactly go hand-in-hand.

"Paying for a funeral is a sensible thing to do—but not when you're only 25!

"It's a case of too much, too soon with Britney.

"Not a week goes by without something strange happening to her now. She's doing herself no favours."

If Brit does go through with the adoption, she'll join the club of celeb mums who have done the same, including MADONNA and ANGELINA JOLIE.

With the holiday shopping season just getting underway FoxNews is now reporting Britney's Blackout cd as a flop. Sales for the new cd have stalled at 430,000 copies which is far lower than all previous cd sales for Britney at this point of a new release. Her new single “Piece of Me” is registering as only the 37th most downloaded single on iTunes. Why could this be happening? I was convinced all the hard work of the burping, farting, drinking and drugging promotion would translate into chart topping gold.

Hulk Hogan has been shocked by the news of his own divorce. Linda Bollea, wife of Hulk Hogan, has filed for divorce, reported by the St Petersburg Times on Saturday.

Linda Bollea, 48, filed the divorce papers in Pinellas County court on November 20 against Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, the newspaper said.

Reportedly Hulk Hogan, 54, learned of his the divorce, when a reporter called to collect more information. He first hung up on the curious reporter, then later returned his call apologizing, stating he was shocked by the news. The couple were married in 1984 and are currently living in Belleair, near Clearwater, FL. Linda has been in California for the past 2 weeks.

Poor Hulk, things just keep getting worse. His son, Nick Bollea, was arrested November 7 on reckless driving charges for an accident that left his passenger hospitalized in critical condition.

Last week, a video surfaced of his wife Linda and daughter Brooke, drag racing.

Paris Hilton spent her Thanksgiving in China making sure her skirt was short enough for her interview while in Bund for MTV Style awards.

She was just blown away by the city, stating at a news conference that, "Shanghai looks like the future!" She spent two days checking out the futuristic city before she hit the award show for Chinese style and fashion trendsetters.

That didn't take long...remember those trashy "Olly Girls" hired by E! to add a little sex appeal to their reality (cough, cough bullshit) TV show Sunset Tan. Now that Sunset's done with them (after a staged, phony firing) what are a couple of unemployed dancers to do?

The shows called "The Olly Girls Perfect Picks" and has something to do with football... this one's sure to be boring, pointless and quickly forgotten.

Yuck! Nobody does trashy quite like Lindsay Lohan excluding, of course, mother Dina Lohan.
Look at the over-injections in those lips, seems this girl just never knows when to say when!

The same week she debuted at No. 1 on the Billboard 200 with the album "As I Am," Alicia Keys assumed control of the Billboard Hot 100 with "No One," which inched up from No. 2.

The track sold 210,000 downloads, an 88 percent increase from the previous week. Way to gobble up the charts turkey, now give us the exclusive on your plastic surgery and we will be thankful too!

Pregnant Christina, who once said Britney, Paris and Lindsay need to have more self control when partying has now joined there ridiculous "no undies" club.

Too bad the very pregnant Christina could not have followed her own advice. Very tacky Christina, do try to keep them closed, future mommy.

There's so much to say about "crowning", but no need to be vile.

The very sexual Pete Wentz has a sex tape out, or so that's rumor, but it's actually a scene from a short movie called Goodnight Moon. In the video he's really getting at it, going after some ugly blond chic.

I wonder what Ashlee and the Simpson crew thinks of this. Pretty disgraceful, but that's Pete, that's why we know the bass player of Fallout Boy and none of the others!


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Hayden Panettiere is GQ magazine's "Obsession of the Year".

GQ: When will you become the latest screwed-up girl in Hollywood?

Hayden Panettiere: Never, never. Cross our fingers. You can’t schedule rehab for me. And I don’t think you can schedule any DUIs. I think I’m going to be one of those boring girls.”

Here's Hayden being one of the boring girls.

Madonna specifically chose Carlos Leon for his features, to father her child.

She got what she wanted!

The new issue of Us Weekly, exposes Britney Spears' past.

She made her fortune on her wholesome image, but they say we've been duped! We all know that nobody has a perfect family, but maybe some of Brit's troubles today, stem from her family past.

Her former lawyer, who worked with Britney as a teenager told Us Weekly that "virgin" image she portrayed was a "PR blitz". She suppossedly lost her virginity to her hillbilly boyfriend Reg Jones, at 14! Ah, shocker! Although she and JT tried to maintain that they didn't do the dirty, the two were intimate from the beginning.

Also in the article, they tell that Brit's dad's mother, paternal grandmother, Emma Jean Spears, in June 1966 committed suicide at age 31. Britney's grandmother, who suffered from depression, shot herself in the chest with a shotgun at the grave of her infant son who had died eight years earlier just three days after being born.

A local newspaper article obtained by Us reported at the time: "The shotgun had been pressed against the woman's chest and she apparently pulled the trigger with a toe of the right foot from which a shoe had been removed." The newspaper reported that Emma Jean had attempted suicide three times before.

Emma Jean Spears left behind four other children, including Britney's father, Jamie Spears, then an eighth grader. Two of Jamie Spears' brothers ended up with criminal records and homeless.

The full article comes out Wednesday in Us Weekly.

Is it learned behavior or genetic?

White trash mother and daughter team Linda and Brooke Hogan, hit the streets drag racing. The race is caught on video for a documentary called Vehicular Lunatics, about street racing.

Brooke is seen initiating the race with the car next to them, then afterwards, mom tells the cameras, “Oh, I love it. I love it. The rush, the speed on the road, stereo blasting, heart-pounding, racing in between all the cars, dodging the cops. It’s awesome.”

Not good for the image! Since Nick's disastrous wreck, mom has since denied the race ever happened.

Whoops.