Blackout Slithers Down The Charts

With the holiday shopping season just getting underway FoxNews is now reporting Britney's Blackout cd as a flop. Sales for the new cd have stalled at 430,000 copies which is far lower than all previous cd sales for Britney at this point of a new release. Her new single “Piece of Me” is registering as only the 37th most downloaded single on iTunes. Why could this be happening? I was convinced all the hard work of the burping, farting, drinking and drugging promotion would translate into chart topping gold.