Cutesy Grandma, Heidi Klum is out there doing some renegade promotion for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show (gag me), that airs December 5th, TMZ reported.

Okay, first thing to keep in mind is that she's 34. Heidi tries so hard to pull off sophistication on Project Runway and then undoes it all by doing stupid shit like this, and showing butt crack, and talking about her husband's penis, and talking about her naked Sunday's. C'mon... does a middle-aged woman really need that much attention?

Don't answer that... images of Kris Kardashian are dancing in my head.

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