Keeping Up With Vomit and Pig Vomit

Yes, when your giant AND wide, STRIPES all the way!!!

I have seen many pictures of the family and the promos for their new show Keeping Up With The Kardashians, but I had not watched it yet, until last night... Ew!!

Kris: Mom acts 22, looks every bit of her 67 years.
Kim: slut. Not cute. Zero personality, except for some very obvious characteristics she stole from her bff Paris (which makes her doubly dismal).
Khloe: giant.
Kourtney: is the oldest of the girls and is boring, although they are featuring her the most in the episode I saw.
Kendall and Kylie: from the Lindsay Lohan tribe.. small raspy and mature faced.
Brother Robert, doesn't talk, thankfully.
Bruce Jenner: aka, stretchface, Michael Meyers meets Chucky look alike is too stretched to function.

We're going to be seeing so much more of them and I'm over it!