I'm going to be sick.  I don't know if this is real or that gay show Pop Fiction, but this is gross.

Is that sleeve real?  If so, he's such a geek.  He's such a geek anyway, but the tats are over the top.  

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer went on a date over the weekend in Miami.  A source told OK Magazine that they've been on three dates together.  The source said, "It's a very new thing. They're still in that 'getting to know each other' phase." Friends are warning Jenny that John has a record of leaving women heartbroken.

Jenneifer, anything and I mean anything would be better than this guy, the self proclaimed sexy, funny guy? although to be fair he does have something going for him, an unprecedented combination of bad looks, bad hair, bad taste, bad sense of humor and zero talent like this is hard to come by.

Mayer's blog says:

Dear Ex Lover,

"Perhaps you didn't understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I'll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore.

I don't know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I'm done trying.

"I hope this is enough closure for you.

"Goodbye.

"P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me."

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Ever since John Mayer hooked up and broke up with Jessica Simpson he has adopted some ridiculous sexy/funny guy routine. I appreciate self deprecating humor as much as George Clooney does, and get the "I'm a huge star" humility thing, but he's not quite cool enough to pull it off... although he's trying like hell.

When he's not cracking us up with his wit and sarcasm, he's collecting tattoos and new muscles on his wonderland. Tats + muscles= instant coolness.

He's got some cruise called the "The John Mayer Cruise", the "Mayercraft Carrier", where he shocked and entertained his crew this weekend by donning the joke that's already been done Borat thong.

Ha ha larious.