I'm going to be sick.  I don't know if this is real or that gay show Pop Fiction, but this is gross.

Is that sleeve real?  If so, he's such a geek.  He's such a geek anyway, but the tats are over the top.  

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer went on a date over the weekend in Miami.  A source told OK Magazine that they've been on three dates together.  The source said, "It's a very new thing. They're still in that 'getting to know each other' phase." Friends are warning Jenny that John has a record of leaving women heartbroken.

Jenneifer, anything and I mean anything would be better than this guy, the self proclaimed sexy, funny guy? although to be fair he does have something going for him, an unprecedented combination of bad looks, bad hair, bad taste, bad sense of humor and zero talent like this is hard to come by.