This photo should put an end to her desire to constantly display her baby meals.

What is going on here? The barren sternum paints a picture of history. I suddenly remembered that she was once flat as a surfboard.

Up until this pivotal moment, she had been doing such a nice job of flaunting her mommy boobies without reminding us that they were purchased.

Oh Xtina, zip it up already.

[source: idontlikeyouinthatway]