Poor Jessica! It's one thing to be made fun of for being stupid, but when Jessica's dudes start making fun of her sex...
It's been reported that Tony Romo took a trip to Chi-town this weekend with his friends and while he was absolutely plastered he decided he no longer wanted a girlfriend. He apparently went wild with the ladies and in front of his posse, called her up on speakerphone to razz her about her bedroom skills. He told everyone that they are "over" and that he is only having fun with her because he could never get serious about marrying this girl.
What's up the Simpson girls; they've gone wayward. It's time for Papa Joe to put the lock back on the chastity belt. Ashlee is knocked up with an untalented gay rocker's baby and Jessica's getting dumped left and right.
We're still waiting for Nick and Vanessa to officially break-up and find his true love again. You know that Papa Joe is just waiting for both girls to have their respective family reality shows. If he could get Jessica pregnant too, the show could go on and on and on!
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It was Tony's birthday Saturday night and Jessica celebrated her boyfriend's 28th birthday by serenading him at Suite. Jessica sang "Happy Birthday" where she fed him his clever blue star-shaped cake with his number "9" on it, followed by champagne and dancing reports People.
"She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle," says one club insider. "But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing."That will be all the singing we'll see from Jessica. She can go back into relationship oblivion until football season starts up again.
In other loosely talented Simpson news, Ashlee appeared on Leno last night where she gave a very sub par performance.
Jessica Simpson and Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo must be sharing limos to save expenses.
Hey, Don't notice us, were not dating or anything!
During a November 6, Cowboys-Redskins game, Troy Aikman, Joe Buck and the rest of the Fox crew revealed several facts about Tony Romo. One of the facts included his crush on Jessica Simpson.
The two began dating and have already spent a holiday together. Thanksgiving Jess took Tony home to meet the family.
Jessica Simpson and quarterback hitched a ride on a jet at Love Field in Dallas late last night and headed to Hollywood. They landed at the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank.
