George Clooney and Brad Pitt have shamelessly campaigned for him since 2001, but this year's winner was Bourne to the title.
"You've given an aging suburban dad the ego-boost of a lifetime," Damon, 37, told PEOPLE, explaining why he couldn't possibly accept the crown – which perfectly demonstrates many of the reasons we chose him in the first place: irresistible sense of humor, rock solid family man, heart-melting humility. .. sexy?!