Last night on SNL’s new Thursday night episodes Will Farrell, as dubya and Darrell Hammond, as McCain joined SNL’s GOP boss, Tina Fey, as Sarah Palin.
These guys are hilarious and it makes us want to go see W all that much more!
Sexy Katy Perry, who recently "kissed a girl" and "liked it" was being sexy at the MTV Latin Awards, where she was the host, last night. At the end of the song she very erotically liked the icing off of her sexy finger, then jumped into a giant cake, then playfully smashes cake on her guitar player and then falls, and then falls, and then falls, and then falls and cannot get up!
"We ask ourselves, what would a Maverick do and we do that!", Tina Fey nailed her spot-on impression of the VP candidate Sarah Palin, again on SNL last night. Queen Latifa played the part Gwen Ifill, pimping out her new book.
I'm so glad Tina hit on Sarah's ineffective use of words, that's gets me more than the "Joe Sixpack", winking, Alaska namedropping, and over-use of the word "there".
Sarah Palin has given us so much material, in so little time. Her Katie Couric interview rivals some of the great quotes by other political figure heads; we bring you:
Vice President J. Danforth Quayle VS. President George Walker Bush:
VICE PRESIDENT DAN QUAYLE
"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"We have a firm commitment to NATO. We are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
"Illegitimacy is something should not talk about in terms of not having it."
"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
"We are ready for any unseen event that may or may not occur."
"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
President GEORGE W. BUSH
"And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I'm sorry it's the case, and I'll work hard to try to elevate it."
(On facing the challenges of war) "Make no mistake about it. I understand how tough it is, sir. I talk to families who die."
(In a CBS News interview) "You know, one of the hardest parts of my job is to connect Iraq to the war on terror."
"I was not pleased that Hamas has refused to announce its desire to destroy Israel."
"I know how hard it is to put food on your family."
"Reading is the basics for all learning."
"We ought to make the pie higher."
[source: AC]
Unfortunately for Sarah Palin and John McCain, the VP candidate made a splash this weekend and it's not for another great week of interviews. It looks like McPain is in trouble!
We haven't seen a VP make such a mockery of themselves, since Dan Quayle, so does that mean McPain still has a shot at winning the election? Our magic 8 ball says, "Unfortunately, without a doubt!"
It's funny when roving news reporters have to battle their settings. Here's some hilarious footage of a reporter that goes from articulate to crunk in 2 seconds flat, when he is attacked by his country surroundings.
I know how the guy feels. I battle my country surroundings everyday.
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Last weekend, former chess champion Garry Kasparov was giving a speech to unite opposition political forces, when all of the sudden a little remote controlled friend came flying in to liven up the extremely boring speech... that is until a man with a case of envy smashed it out of the air.
What celebrities would look like if they lived in East Texas.
This is spot on and hilarious.
[source: PlantHiltron]
