Pop producer Pharrell tried to sweet sing his way into a big mac, filet-o-fish and an apple pie, at a Paris McDonald's on Tuesday. Sounds like they were only serving breakfast, but the McDonald's workers were not charmed by the stars dance skills and left him standing in the McDonald's alone.
Hi everyone. Sorry we've been away for a very long time- creating new blogs and websites, but our love for gossy hasn't gone away. If you will forgive us our long time-out, today we'd like to bring you a fine actor, a real thespian-turned rapper, Joaquin Phoenix, who sucks at rapping, then falls right off the stage.
That's exactly how he should end his rapping career.
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For those of you that like Beck and MGMT, you may have enjoyed their pre-show they played at Martyrs together, before their concert later that evening at Aragon in Chicago. All members were on stage from both bands (about 11 of them total), were playing scaled down versions of both originals and covers, using kazoos, standup bass, banjos, guitars and keyboards.
[source: Stereogum]
In Case You Missed It
10:02 PM | Amy Poehler, Katie Couric, Sarah Palin, Tina Fey, YouTube | 0 comments »
Just in case you missed SNL this weekend, Tina Fey got her again. As long as Sarah Palin, the Republican candidate for VP, keeps saying stupid things, SNL will again have ratings.
This time Amy Poehler played Katie Couric satirizing the interview with Sarah Palin on the topic of foreign affairs, where the Palin character was asked, specifically to discuss how she would facilitate democracy abroad, Tina Fey answered with:"Katie, I'd like to use one of my lifelines. ... I want to phone a friend."
Priceless! We could not have summed up the CBS "deer in headlights" interview better ourselves.
It's funny when roving news reporters have to battle their settings. Here's some hilarious footage of a reporter that goes from articulate to crunk in 2 seconds flat, when he is attacked by his country surroundings.
I know how the guy feels. I battle my country surroundings everyday.
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Cracked-out freaks, Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty, got really high and filmed themselves playing with newborn mice, then uploaded the video to Youtube. They have two videos up of the mouseplay and it's been named "Winemouse".
They have about 30 mice in a bowl and the shirtless Amy is picking them up one bye one, moving them about and speaking for them, as if the mice are saying, "Blake please don't divorce Amy". Shortly after Pete says, "show me your wanka", for which Amy begins to position herself to show him some sort of "wanka". Luckily she can't find the "wanka" in question, and the video ends before Amy pulled out something that would have disturbed us for years to come.
Watch this freak show at your own risk.
Battle at Kruger
8:28 PM | battle at Kruger, crocodiles, lions, water buffalo, YouTube | 0 comments »
The most amazing animal footage ever. After being nearly eaten by lions, then a crocodile, then lions again, a baby buffalo gets free after the parents come back with the entire herd of water buffaloes to save the one baby.
Humans should take action in the same way for their young.
The new commercial by Zach for Absolut Vodka.
The first commercial by Zach for Absolut.
Absolut vodka has hired comedian Zach Galifianakis to create a second film for their website, with the same conditions as the first time. Zach was asked to make an ad for Absolut Vodka as part of their ongoing artist series.
He agreed as long as he got to do what he wanted without any restrictions.
Weirdies Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job are back as well, and I think this one is even funnier.
NEW YORK — A time-lapse video of a man trapped in an elevator for 41 hours has become something of an Internet sensation after surveillance camera footage emerged of the event which occurred nearly a decade ago.
"After a certain period of time I knew that I was in pretty big trouble because it was the weekend," Nicholas White said Monday on ABC-TV's "Good Morning America."
Video of his Oct. 15, 1999, ordeal in an elevator in New York's McGraw-Hill building was posted online to accompany an article in the April 21 edition of The New Yorker.
It can be seen on the magazine's Web site and had been viewed more than 280,000 times on YouTube by Monday morning.
White said he understood why the video has captured people's attention: So many have wondered what they would do if it happened to them.
Edited to a soundtrack of classical piano music, the video shows him pacing, trying to climb the walls, lying down, curled up in a fetal position, prying apart the doors. (He said he relieved himself down the shaft when the doors were open.)
White sued the managers of the midtown skycraper and the elevator maintenance company and won an undisclosed settlement.
He was a production manager for Business Week when he left his office about 11 p.m. Friday for a cigarette break.
According to the article, it was never determined exactly why the elevator stalled though there was talk of a voltage dip.
Source: Associated Press, Foxnews