How does a priest keep his clerical gear dry while jogging?

A Roman Catholic priest was found jogging naked in Greenly, CO in the early, early morning hours because he didn't want to sweat, reports 7News.

Thursday he was convicted of indecent exposure. Rev. Robert Whipkey, 53, was found guilty by a Weld County jury and will be sentenced in August. He faces up to 18 months in jail and could be ordered to register as a sex offender.

Britney Spears' father, Jamie, was spotted at the back entrance of UCLA's Medical Center this afternoon (above), carrying several large bags. The pop star has just checked out of the hospital, according to the L.A. Times.

Her destination is not yet known.

PageSix.com first reported that the Spears family planned to take Britney home to Louisiana.

Story developing...

The Spears' are really quite the hillbillies, mama Spears dressing so damn casually as she makes her way around L.A. to get things in order for Brit. She looks like a damn teenager. However, the paps really need to back off. This is a serious issue with Brit and her parents are trying to do what's necessary to get her well.

Lynne is not going to play with paps like Brit. Rrrraaahr!

The Los Angeles Police Department was called to the Beverly Hills home of Britney Spears Friday after her parents discovered valuable possessions belonging to the singer were missing, a source close to the singer tells Usmagazine.com.

The source says Spears' father Jamie and mother Lynne were "shocked" to find that the valuable items "had been stolen" after they returned to the house following the emergency hearing where Jamie won legal control over his daughter.

They then called police and filed a report.

Spears' parents believe that the items were stolen after their daughter was taken to the UCLA Medical Center early Thursday morning.

Los Angeles Police officer Alex Martinez confirmed to Us that police had responded to a call at Spears' house, but did not know what had transpired.

"The report is being processed through our system," he said. "We do not have access to it."

At Friday's hearing, Jamie won temporary legal control over his daughter. He also has full control of her residence and can legally remove anyone who is staying there until the next hearing, on Monday.

A 21-day civil harassment restraining order was also granted against Sam Lutfi, who has been accusing Jamie and Lynne of poor parenting.

Hummm... let's see, could it be Satan?

Osama Lutfi tried to prevent Adnan from coming to Brit's house last night. She and Osama had a big fight in front of the gates to her home.

Brit was left crying, swarmed by paps.. police were called. Adnan was scrambling to document it all, as seen on his iPhone he shared with the other paps. The texts are between Osama to Adnan.

This is priceless shit. I can't wait for it to get gayer. Osama really needs to find a job. There's nothing for him here.

In other Britney news, her family is planning an intervention. TMZ is reporting, Mom and dad came in last night with cousin Ali.

Shocking to see Brit and Lynne together, at last.

C'mon mom, get it done this time!

Adnan goes on ET and shares all his saved messages from Britney.

Nice.

When he was asked if he's selling Britney out and selling her photos, he says, "No", but of course, continues to profit from interviews about their private time and personal messages from her.

She's such an average dummy. It's shocking that we track every move of her boring ass.

Lovers in love and the other runs away, lover is crying cause the other wont stay.

So... Adnan's wife has now asked for a legal separation. She of course wants spousal support!

Adnan went on ET yesterday to talk about how shocked, surprised and very special he felt when chosen by Britney.

Britney made it to Mark Kaplan's office on Monday for ther long awaited depo. She was accompanied by her sexy manager Osama Lutfi.

On Tuesday Britney was seen with a new personal assistant friend and has made a shocking decision to regain her visitation with her two sons. She is asking for medically supervised visits??? Not sure that means.

Finally, lovers in love went for a rip roaring ride around the city last night, doing what they do and got in a wreck. Here's the footage:

Tom Cruise likes to call people names. Tom is calling Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) liars for saying the air was clean after 9/11.

He says he recognized there was a problem and provided rescue workers in the aftermath
of the New York terrorist attack with detoxification therapy based upon the
works of Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard.

In the new leaked clip of his Scientology promotional video, Tom said:

"The EPA came out and said the air was clean. Of course, as a Scientologist you
go, that's a lie. Outright lie. Liar. Fine."

"Finally you say, dammit, just go there and do it. Put it there, let's go,
here's the money, let's go. Let's just get one person treated. I can't sleep
another night.

"We have tools that we can apply to ourselves and apply to others. You're
going to get improvements. Period."

The 45-year-old star claims Scientologists "are the authorities" and need no
permission to take action.

"A Scientologist is somebody who can look at the world and really
see it for what it is. And not just see it but be able to go 'pow' and
actually do something about it. And be somebody who is not asking permission
to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authorities."

You can tell Adnan has that look about him... X17 says that Adnan has become increasingly aggressive over the last couple of days, and last night, things took a violent turn at Gaucho Grill!

Holding Britney (in a short skirt, torn fishnets and apparently no undies) tightly by the wrist, he roughly pulled her through the crowd, pushing paps and over-turning tables in his way!

X17 sources report that Adnan was once a member of the Afghanistan Army! Could that explain his aggressive tactics?

But that wasn't the end of Brit's night - things got increasingly more bizarre!

Without the aid of Adnan, she then went to Kitson's for a 2am shopping spree, after a $600 Ralph's grocery tab. Sam Lutfi told Ryan Seacrest this morning that it was nothing more than "retail therapy".

Brit and Adnan went to shopping and the employee's got more than they bargained for!!! ing store!

Life and Style writes that Brit and Adnan Ghalib hit up the Betsey Johnson store at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, Calif., where they caused a disturbing commotion.

Britney grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with Adnan. Moments later, Britney came out completely naked, shocking salesclerks!

"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee tells Life & Style.

"I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you f------ come near me!' says the employee.

"Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting."

When Britney and Adnan stumbled out, Britney mumbled something unintelligible. "I couldn't understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent," says the employee. "Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.

"Then she muttered, 'F--- you!' and left the store."

Gross, what a monster! What in the hell were they doing in there?

She's such a pig!

The last thing Britney Spears want is more attention! C'mon! You know when she speaks in a British accent it's because she's serious!! NOT because she's crazy! Sybil anyone?

And Adnan... would these paps stop hounding him. C'mon, he switched teams, he's playing for the other side, so it's not fair he should be hounded by these awful, lowlife maggots capturing his every move. Well... at least he thinks so. Watch as Britney declares she's had enough and Adnan gets physical, while hitting all of Brit's cheap spots.

It's all so wrong.

So we thought New York, turns out it's Baja California that Brit retreated to yesterday, we're hearing.

A television station in Tijuana reported that Britney Spears arrived at the Rosarito Beach Hotel around 3:30 p.m. In its newscast last night, "Sintesis TV" reported that Britney left her suite around 10:30 p.m. to walk on the beach, surrounded by security guards and journalists.

Tijuana daily newspaper Frontera reported this morning that she checked out Wednesday night.

Supposedly she's headed to Cabo San Lucas next.

Hollywood.tv has some footage from Rosarito Beach Hotel.

Dr. Phil issued the following statement to Entertainment Tonight:

"As was widely reported this weekend, at the request of concerned family members, I visited Britney Spears in the hospital. The details of that visit will, of course, remain private. We had planned to tape a 'Dr. Phil Now' show tomorrow, focusing not on the tabloid side of Britney’s latest problems, but instead on the very serious issues surrounding this case. Clearly, it is not just Britney's family struggling to find a way to protect adult children who cannot be ordered or compelled to seek help. Because the Spears situation is too intense at this time, and out of consideration to the family, I have made the decision not to move forward with the taping at this particular time. Britney and her family are in our prayers and we ask that they be in yours."

Oh, we're praying all right!

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Father Spears steps in to indirectly tell Dr. Phil to back off.

Life & Style reports Britney Spears’ dad Jamie Spears has angrily banned the family from any involvement or participation with Dr. Phil’s planned Britney-intervention episode, a source linked to Dr. Phil's camp tells Life & Style.

“As soon as Jamie realized Dr. Phil was making public statements about Britney, including assessments of her condition, he got angry. He started making phone calls to everybody in the family, telling them not to cooperate with Dr. Phil.

“Jamie was totally incensed that Dr. Phil—who he knows a little, because Lynne is friends with Dr. Phil’s wife—seemed to be using Britney for self-promotion.

“Dr. Phil had told Jamie everything would be off the record until the show was done.

“But after Jamie made his phone calls, Lynne and Bryan [their son] agreed not to appear on Dr. Phil’s show."

Dr. Phil's visit with Britney Spears didn't go as well as he reported to the press tells TMZ.

Rather than the reported lunchtime 1 hour visit, followed by an escort to the car. People on the 7th floor at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center say the Doctor arrived at about 7:30 AM Saturday, unaware and uninvited by Britney. Sources say it was Brit's parents who told Dr. Phil to go to the hospital. When he walked into her room, we're told, a blindsided Britney walked out and eventually came back.

Sources say Phil tried speaking with Spears for about 15 minutes - not an hour as Dr. Phil's press release states - but she wanted none of it. We're told Phil was doing almost all the talking. As for walking with her to the car on her way out - again as his release states - we're told, if he was walking behind her, that's news to her. She absolutely was not accompanied by him.

Sources say Dr. Phil somehow convinced Brit's mom and dad to be on his show, which will tape Monday and air Tuesday (it was just moved up a day), but, as one person put it, "Based on the interaction between Dr. Phil and Britney this morning, it'll be a cold day in hell before Britney goes on his show." We're told she absolutely will not appear on the program.

Sources say Dr. Phil wants to do a television intervention, something that isn't sitting well with some of the people who have known for a while that Britney has a very serious mental condition - likely a bipolar disorder that is now in the red zone.

TMZ contacted Cedars to find out why the hospital let a television doctor on a floor that has such fragile patients, particularly since Britney had no idea he was coming. It's especially troublesome that Cedars let Dr. Phil go uninvited to Britney's room, since she had already been discharged and presumably had a right to know if someone wanted to visit. A Cedars rep made it short and sweet, telling us "No comment."

A rep from the "Dr. Phil" show had no comment as well, other than "Dr. Phil met with Ms. Spears at family members' invitation."

Would be so great to see her on Dr. Phil on Tuesday. Truthfully, we hope that some doctor reaches her before it's too late.

Before they turned crazy loose Dr. Phil got his hillbilly ass in there for a one hour meeting. "Now ya know Britney that yer startin ta look like ya really crazy. You can't be goin off and holdin yer kids hostage."

Here's what Dr. Phil told Entertainment Tonight and The Insider about his meeting with cracked Britters:

"My meeting with Britney and some family members this morning in her room at Cedars leaves me convinced more than ever that she is in dire need of both medical and psychological intervention. She was released moments before my arrival and was packing when I entered the room," Dr. Phil adds. "We visited for about an hour before I walked with her to her car. I am very concerned for her."

Deeply concerned for her, but did get her to agree to appear on his daytime show next week. Although that would be awesome, that's not going to happen unless he's secretly shooting from the Starbuck's on Sunset.

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Crazy was seen wearing a black wig and dark sunglasses while checking into a hotel with photog Adnan.

Usmagazine.com reports that Britney, 26, and photographer Adnan Ghalib, 35, checked into the Parker Hotel in Palm Springs around 2 a.m. on Jan. 2 – and then checked out around 7 a.m.

Last week Adnan joined her at the Peninsula Hotel in Beverly Hills. She has developed an intimate relationship with the photographer who told Us in September, "I'll get her sooner or later".

He's got her! Lucky dude ... and not another soul on the planet wants her.

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He falls apart! You wanna piece of me?

TMZ caught this photo of Michael Jackson, spotted over the weekend at a Barnes & Noble with all three kids.

There is no telling if the odd face wrapping and bizarre mouth bandages are because of a surgery or just insanity.

Pamela Anderson had filed for divorce from hubby number 3, Rick Salomon, citing irreconcilable differences.

We were all just waiting for that weren't we?

On Dec. 14, Anderson filed a claim for dissolution of marriage in Los Angeles Superior Court, citing irreconcilable differences.

Anderson and Salomon recently shot down rumors they would star in their own TV reality show. On Thursday she posted on her blog:

"I WAS considering...Only to promote and have people see what it's like to create a show and be on stage starring in a big Vegas production. (probably not happening anymore) not my family life. (Never my kids) I have to make a lot of big decisions. The choices I have to make now are about quality of life. And meaning. Not about money or fame for no good reason. I know I've made a lot of mistakes. But no regrets -- Just living such a huge dream....I'm blessed. So many options. I can't complain. I can be confused."

Pamela Anderson's rep, Cindy Guagenti, had no comment on the split.

As for future plans, Anderson says she'll perform here and there but will mostly concentrate on staying home with her kids: "I'll do a few stage appearances soon/Europe- Wild surprises/legendary stages-to fulfill the exhibitionist in me-that deal is done- but committing to years in Vegas-8-10 shows a week is not going to work for my family- I've never made decisions based on money- and I'd hate to start now- I'm going to work on my dream now- and stay Home--!!!"

Today her blog says:

12/17/2007

"P.S.

We're working things out..."

Britney appeared to be wandering aimlessly around West Hollywood near what is seeming to be one of her favorite places the Hustler store. She was being swarmed by the paps and settled up on a little parking spot behind the Hustler store where she told paps, "I'm scared, oh my G*d stop, will you just like calm down a little bit, I can't think", while wearing her cheap ass pink wig. Under the wig she's died her hair black again.

She had gone to Starbucks on Sunset, but again was flooded by the paps. Where's Satan when you need him? Sam Satan Lutfi seems to M.I.A. ever since the story broke of his shady past. He was last seen on Brit's birthday. Brit did pick up a new temporary friend or assistant, while she desperately texts someone in the car, "i text her, she wont respond. why?" Let's see, her only other friend is cousin Alli Simms. Could it be Alli is taking a break from Brit as well?

Looks like the only thing the girl can do without her Satan in tow is tanning salon and Starbucks. Brit returned to her home away from her homes at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills.

I feel a breakdown coming on!

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