Like no other adult, this man can party, throw down without a care in the world... perfectly sober. He's so Scientologically happy!

Slap knee!

Tom Cruise likes to call people names. Tom is calling Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) liars for saying the air was clean after 9/11.

He says he recognized there was a problem and provided rescue workers in the aftermath
of the New York terrorist attack with detoxification therapy based upon the
works of Scientologist founder L. Ron Hubbard.

In the new leaked clip of his Scientology promotional video, Tom said:

"The EPA came out and said the air was clean. Of course, as a Scientologist you
go, that's a lie. Outright lie. Liar. Fine."

"Finally you say, dammit, just go there and do it. Put it there, let's go,
here's the money, let's go. Let's just get one person treated. I can't sleep
another night.

"We have tools that we can apply to ourselves and apply to others. You're
going to get improvements. Period."

The 45-year-old star claims Scientologists "are the authorities" and need no
permission to take action.

"A Scientologist is somebody who can look at the world and really
see it for what it is. And not just see it but be able to go 'pow' and
actually do something about it. And be somebody who is not asking permission
to do that. Why ask permission? We are the authorities."

Just how long will they keep her on that bottle?

Last night Suri was caught screaming for her science milk when the Cruise family returned from their dinner.