Madonna is said to be seeking legal representation from Fiona Shackleton in possible divorce of Madonna, 49, and Guy Ritchie, 39. Fiona recently represented Sir Paul McCartney in the bitter divorce between he and crazy Heather Mills.

Although, yesterday Madonna’s spokesman refused to comment on the claims, there was a loose-lipped lawyer that told The Times that the word in legal circles was that Madonna had gone to Ms Shackleton after first approaching another legal firm.

The couple do not have a pre-nup, so this could turn into an all out battle, although the settlement will start with a 50/50 split. Nice payday for Guy, we'd say.

Guy Ritchie is thought to be seeking representation from Mayfair law firm, Forsters.

The couple has been together for 7 years and rumors surrounding a possible split have been abundant for the past 3 years. We imagine life is with Madonna is no cakewalk, but certainly worth the walk when hundreds of millions of dollars is at stake. That sucks!

We wish them luck. Divorce sucks.

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Jessica's rep, Brad Cafarelli says The couple quietly wed Monday. Alba, 27, is expecting a daughter with Warren, 31, this summer. The couple met while filming Fantastic Four and were engaged last December.

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Aw, aren't they cute... they started out as friends and now they're getting married.

Pete tells US Magazine how he followed her around while she kept in the "friend zone" for one year, but Ash clears it up nicely for us, "we were friends with benefits". Always a lady isn't she? Now he'll never be able to get rid of her.

"I was in the 'friend zone' with her for a good solid year," he told L.A. radio station 98.7 Tuesday. "I spent a long time in the 'friend zone.'"

"I'd be calling her and following her around like a puppy dog," he said about courting his pregnant fiance before they started dating officially in 2006.

"The first time we really hung out she flashed me," Wentz recalled.

"I lifted my dress over my head," Simpson joked.

Now, "I get a look [from her] every time I don't say fiancee," Wentz said.

They are getting married in a secret location this Saturday.

We wonder how this will turn out?

Poor Jessica! It's one thing to be made fun of for being stupid, but when Jessica's dudes start making fun of her sex...

It's been reported that Tony Romo took a trip to Chi-town this weekend with his friends and while he was absolutely plastered he decided he no longer wanted a girlfriend. He apparently went wild with the ladies and in front of his posse, called her up on speakerphone to razz her about her bedroom skills. He told everyone that they are "over" and that he is only having fun with her because he could never get serious about marrying this girl.

What's up the Simpson girls; they've gone wayward. It's time for Papa Joe to put the lock back on the chastity belt. Ashlee is knocked up with an untalented gay rocker's baby and Jessica's getting dumped left and right.

We're still waiting for Nick and Vanessa to officially break-up and find his true love again. You know that Papa Joe is just waiting for both girls to have their respective family reality shows. If he could get Jessica pregnant too, the show could go on and on and on!

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Linday and girlfriend Samantha Ronson got in a fight at Crown Bar in West Hollywood. While Samatha was deejaying, Lindsay was being comforted by Evan Ross and Lauren Conrad. Page Six reports:

"They had a full-blown fight," said our spy. "Evan Ross, Diana's son, and Lauren Conrad comforted her while Lindsay kept wiping her tears." Lohan, who has been accused of stealing clothes lately, just recorded a song in which the lyrics go: "You got a problem with it? If I want it, I get it now."

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I'm going to be sick.  I don't know if this is real or that gay show Pop Fiction, but this is gross.

Is that sleeve real?  If so, he's such a geek.  He's such a geek anyway, but the tats are over the top.  

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer went on a date over the weekend in Miami.  A source told OK Magazine that they've been on three dates together.  The source said, "It's a very new thing. They're still in that 'getting to know each other' phase." Friends are warning Jenny that John has a record of leaving women heartbroken.

Jenneifer, anything and I mean anything would be better than this guy, the self proclaimed sexy, funny guy? although to be fair he does have something going for him, an unprecedented combination of bad looks, bad hair, bad taste, bad sense of humor and zero talent like this is hard to come by.

Funny D-lister, Kathy Griffin has split from billionaire Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak.

"He is an awesome guy, but I have to say he is in the friends category now," Griffin, 47, told Usmagazine.com at the GLAAD Awards in L.A. Saturday.

"As a matter of fact," she added, "I got an email last week from him, and he is going to marry someone else... I think he might be married. I don’t really know that for sure, though."
She insisted there are no hard feelings: He even appears on the upcoming season of her Bravo reality show.

"He is really cute and funny on it," she said, adding, "He's totally a life-long friend."
Griffin and Wozniak, 57, met last year after he watched her perform in Saratoga.
Griffin split from husband Matt Moline in 2006.

Whatever, looking forward to seeing the upcoming season of life on the shit list but please do us all a favor and back off the coverage of that boring, pig vomit assistant, Jessica.

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The unfunny, funny couple Amy Poehler, 36, and husband Will Arnett, 37, are having a baby.

Gross. They are so immature, I cringe at the thought of these two becoming parents.

Her film Baby Mama was No. 1 at the box-office this weekend. Complete with middle-aged female farting and bathroom jokes.

Hopefully Amy's summer pregnancy with a fall delivery date, will keep her from the snoozefest that has become SNL's weekend update. They so need to update that stale routine.

Amy's got one of those "I'm a Toys R Us kid" attitudes that just bugs the shit out of me. There is no such thing as a "big kid"; you're just a really selfish adult that can't relate.

"I'm great with kids," she told the New York Daily News earlier this month. "I think I'm still a big giant kid. I understand them and usually we're the same size. I think I understand the way they look up at the world. I get it."

Amy will be surprised how little she will have in common with "kids" once she has one.

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It was Tony's birthday Saturday night and Jessica celebrated her boyfriend's 28th birthday by serenading him at Suite. Jessica sang "Happy Birthday" where she fed him his clever blue star-shaped cake with his number "9" on it, followed by champagne and dancing reports People.

"She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle," says one club insider. "But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing."

That will be all the singing we'll see from Jessica. She can go back into relationship oblivion until football season starts up again.

In other loosely talented Simpson news, Ashlee appeared on Leno last night where she gave a very sub par performance.

Uh oh, looks like Tom has boxed her in and she's found a way out.

Katie has been offered a role on Broadway and will be making a temporary move to Manhattan only with Suri, leaving crazy town behind. We'll see.

According to Star, Katie, is trying to break away from her controlled life under the watchful eyes of Senor Crazy and her move to Manhattan will be a sort of trial separation.

“She desperately needs to be on her own for a while, but there’s no way Tom is going to let her take Suri away,” an insider tells Star. “There’s no way he’ll allow it. He just doesn’t want Katie — or Suri — out of his sight for long. He told her that if she goes to New York, fine, but he goes with her. Tom wants to call all the shots when it comes to Suri," says an insider. "He has a lot of rules, and there's conflict."

Run for your life Katie!

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The hip electronica artist said he'd marry trainwreck Spears "in a heartbeat."

"She's like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure," he said, according to the Sun.

"The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late '90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat."

Oh yeah! Britney do you hear his calls? Why can't these two get together and make beautiful music? How awesome would that be.

As a matter of fact, I think I feel the same way. I don't remember giving a shit about her until her public appearances were in restrooms rather than on stage.

I love you too Brit!

After 19 years of marriage, Robin William's wife Marsha Garces Williams, filed for divorce on March 21, seeking to end her marriage to Williams on the grounds of irreconcilable differences.

The couple married soon after Williams' divorced his first wife, Valerie Velardi, to whom he had been married for 10 years. Williams met Garces met while she worked as their nanny and became his personal assistant.

Williams has done two publicly acknowledged stints in rehab: for drugs in the '80s and, after staying sober for 20 years, for alcohol in 2006.

I sure hope that he remains sober during this period. It's always sad to witness the demise of a funny man.

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Adnan goes on ET and shares all his saved messages from Britney.

Nice.

When he was asked if he's selling Britney out and selling her photos, he says, "No", but of course, continues to profit from interviews about their private time and personal messages from her.

She's such an average dummy. It's shocking that we track every move of her boring ass.

Why Mary-Kate you may ask? I did. First we heard that Heath was with her when he died. Then maybe it was the Soho apartment of the Olsen twins that Heath rented for $23,000 per month. Then we hear that she was called first, before 911, when Heath was found, but why??

Well, PEOPLE is reporting that the two were casually dating, having met back in 2006, when he lived at Chateau Marmont.

"Mary-Kate and Heath were casually dating for three months before Heath's death," a source has told PEOPLE. "They were hooking up, but neither were particularly interested in making it exclusive."

As for what drew the two together, says the source,

"They had a bond that was based on partying, and they had the same tastes in partying ... like, in terms of where they liked to hang out in New York, what time they would want to go out. They just had the same sensibility."

At the time of their first becoming acquainted – the summer after Ledger's Oscar nomination for Brokeback Mountain – Ledger and Olsen were spotted together having lunch at the Chateau with a group of friends, and Ledger was described as being charmed by Olsen, who made him laugh as he would scarf down a big meal.

"Mary-Kate made him laugh a lot," an eyewitness recalled.

Both the New York Post and Daily News reported this week that Ledger, 28, and the Olsen twin, 21, were dating.

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You can tell Adnan has that look about him... X17 says that Adnan has become increasingly aggressive over the last couple of days, and last night, things took a violent turn at Gaucho Grill!

Holding Britney (in a short skirt, torn fishnets and apparently no undies) tightly by the wrist, he roughly pulled her through the crowd, pushing paps and over-turning tables in his way!

X17 sources report that Adnan was once a member of the Afghanistan Army! Could that explain his aggressive tactics?

But that wasn't the end of Brit's night - things got increasingly more bizarre!

Without the aid of Adnan, she then went to Kitson's for a 2am shopping spree, after a $600 Ralph's grocery tab. Sam Lutfi told Ryan Seacrest this morning that it was nothing more than "retail therapy".

The last thing Britney Spears want is more attention! C'mon! You know when she speaks in a British accent it's because she's serious!! NOT because she's crazy! Sybil anyone?

And Adnan... would these paps stop hounding him. C'mon, he switched teams, he's playing for the other side, so it's not fair he should be hounded by these awful, lowlife maggots capturing his every move. Well... at least he thinks so. Watch as Britney declares she's had enough and Adnan gets physical, while hitting all of Brit's cheap spots.

It's all so wrong.

It's been a good year for Fergie; a successful solo career, a top selling album, several hit singles, an entry in the Guinness Book of World Records for "longest boobs"and now a marriage proposal.

Fergs, 35, and her live-in boyfriend Josh Duhamel, 32, are engaged to be married. It's shocking that any man would want to commit his life to such a frump, but Josh got down on one knee and asked Fergie to marry him!

Josh’s rep confirmed to TMZ that he proposed “recently”.

I hope they live happily mether after.

Lindsay Lohan has been shut out from Shutters on the Beach Hotel in Santa Monica. The Star reports in its newest issue that Lindsay Lohan is now banned from the after she spent three days there holed up with her now ex-boyfriend Riley Giles.

The rehabbed couple reportedly completely depleted the mini-bar, left dirty towels about, cigarette butts and a shocking syringe in the suite.

The mag also says:

"Staffers went into clean and were shocked," says the source. "It was a pigpen. There was filth everywhere and the room stank of cigarette smoke.

"There was also a bloody syringe that someone left lying on the bedside table on a room service tray. Hotel security photographed it before calling someone to remove it because it was considered hazardous waste."

The hotel room was in such disarray that the hotel had to call in a professional cleaning crew to clean up the mess that Lohan made that got her blacklisted from the posh hotel.

She's a pig. She has become such an ugly person with her semi-permanent yarn hair and that godforsaken crocheted headband she's been sporting. Ick!

During a November 6, Cowboys-Redskins game, Troy Aikman, Joe Buck and the rest of the Fox crew revealed several facts about Tony Romo. One of the facts included his crush on Jessica Simpson.

The two began dating and have already spent a holiday together. Thanksgiving Jess took Tony home to meet the family.

Jessica Simpson and quarterback hitched a ride on a jet at Love Field in Dallas late last night and headed to Hollywood. They landed at the Bob Hope Airport in Burbank.

Most recently Tony was seen with Britney Spears, on the receiving end of a lapdance. Ew.

After seven years with Reese Witherspoon and two children, Ryan Phillippe says it's much easier to cry, which makes him a better actor.

Us Magazine reports: Ryan Phillippe has said he was suicidal after his separation with Reese. "After the divorce, I was a physical wreck. I wanted to die,” he told the Autumn-Winter 2007-2008 of U.K. magazine Man About Town. “I was ready to kill myself. I was not taking care of myself at all. I would wake up and cry and vomit.”

“Now, it’s f---king easy," he says. "When I was younger, I didn’t have enough to cry about. But since I’ve had kids, I feel my work has become better, because my life is fuller and more complicated, and I’ve experienced so many highs and lows.”

Ryan is doing another movie called, Stop Loss with Abbie Cornish, let's see if he can keep her hands off of her this time.