Jessica Simpson was live on Dancing with the Stars last night croaking out Robbie Williams hit "Angels". That song is terrible, but the bigger problem is the person singing it. What to say about Jessica Simpson. I'll start with she's over-confident about her singing. I really feel terrible for her, every time she gets on a stage she blows out her range, throws her body and face into a contorted mess and ruins the song, further ruining her reputation as a singer, failed dater and as a person.

In other failure news, Kim Kardashian got the boot and when they sent her packing, they asked her to not let the door hit her in the ass, but it was too late. I'm sure Kim's ass hits everything.

Half back Khloe Kardashian had an interview with "Dancing with the Stars" producers to join the show next season. Oh how I wish!! It's actually the other giant fatass, wrestler Chyna, TMZ reports.

Well Khloe would be awesome on that show, can't you just picture her with her partner tossed over her shoulder. She'd probably win just to keep her on all season. Oh well, maybe next year.

Chyna will be a site to see too if they decide to go with her.

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