How does a priest keep his clerical gear dry while jogging?

A Roman Catholic priest was found jogging naked in Greenly, CO in the early, early morning hours because he didn't want to sweat, reports 7News.

Thursday he was convicted of indecent exposure. Rev. Robert Whipkey, 53, was found guilty by a Weld County jury and will be sentenced in August. He faces up to 18 months in jail and could be ordered to register as a sex offender.

R. Kelly was found NOT GUILTY today on all counts in his child pornography trial in Chicago. The jury acquitted R. on all 14 counts of child pornography, for which they spent less than one day deliberating the case.

His lawyers claimed that the video of R. Kelly filming himself having sex and then urinating on his 13 year old victim was altered to look like him. Even the victim denied it was her in the video.

What can you do?

A New York cab driver slit the throat of a poor helpless bunny and left it to die on the doorstep of his former employer.

Gerard Skills is being held on $10,000 bail in Westchester County, after his arraignment Thursday on aggravated animal cruelty and harassment charges. He also faces criminal mischief charges related to a series of tire slashings.

Westchester Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals Police Chief Kenneth Ross says the 57-year-old Skills left the bleeding rabbit May 2 to retaliate against the Mount Pleasant taxi service that fired him.

[source: 7online]

Thanks again Ronda!

Things are getting wacky in Texas, I tell you...

A Plano minister near Dallas, TX, was caught in a sex sting involving a 13-year-old girl. The minister of a Plano Baptist megachurch was charged with online solicitation of a minor.

Undercover officers posing as a 13-year-old girl communicated with Joe Barron, 52, of Plano for about two weeks. The online conversations were sexual in nature, police said.

On May 6, Barron suggested meeting the girl in person. He eventually made the nearly 200-mile drive to Bryan, Texas, on Thursday, when he was arrested. Police said they found a Web-cam and condoms in his car.

Barron was released Friday night from the Brazos County Jail on bond.

Barron is one of 40 ministers at Prestonwood Baptist Church, one of the largest churches in the country with 26,000 members. He ministers to married adults.

Mike Buster, executive pastor, said in a statement that the church had no record or knowledge of previous improprieties or saw any inappropriate behavior in the 18 months Barron was on the church staff.

Buster said church officials are fully cooperating with police.

"We are disturbed and saddened by the reports we have heard and we are praying for the Barron family," he said.

At least the church officials are correct about one thing.. they are disturbed!

Thanks Ronda!

[source: CNN]

Somebody stop this hood rat! Latarian Milton, who is 7-years-old, was taken in for a mental health evaluation after he beat down his grandma, Vikkita Stratford, inside a Wal-Mart in South Florida over Wal-Mart chicken wings.

Latarian does not do well with the word "NO". He asked if he could get chicken wings and grandma said, "no". Regardless, Latarian ordered the chicken wings and was then confronted by Vikkita. At that point she said, "He just started hitting me -- just started hitting me in front of the whole Wal-Mart. Every one in there was upset."

Latarian was taken to a local hospital by police for a 72-hour mental health evaluation. Vikkita blames his parents. She said all he has "ever seen was his parents do physical and abusive and verbal things."

She's also worried about what might happen once he's released. Ahhh, ya think?

This kid "wants to do hood rat stuff with his friends because it's fun". This kid needs to be locked up and kept far, far away from chicken wings, Wal-Marts and cars.

[source: WPBF]