The last thing Britney Spears want is more attention! C'mon! You know when she speaks in a British accent it's because she's serious!! NOT because she's crazy! Sybil anyone?

And Adnan... would these paps stop hounding him. C'mon, he switched teams, he's playing for the other side, so it's not fair he should be hounded by these awful, lowlife maggots capturing his every move. Well... at least he thinks so. Watch as Britney declares she's had enough and Adnan gets physical, while hitting all of Brit's cheap spots.

It's all so wrong.

This is incredible! JR Rotem, Brit's said "baby daddy" as reported in In Touch last week, has himself on the market, on the Jewish dating site JDate.

Check out his very confident profile screaming desperation!!!

Hey girls... Congrats for stumbling onto my profile - you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (golddiggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that separate me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I'm with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship. That, and intense physical attraction...

You better hurry this dudes not gonna remain on the market for long.