Anderson Cooper was guest host on Regis & Kelly this morning and took on the topic of reality tv. The Silver Fox is getting quite ballsy and we love him for it.

He slams Livin' Lohan for using Lindsay's name (who never actually appears on the show) by calling Mature Face, Ali Lohan, 60 years old.

See for yourself.

The Hohans were on The View today, again attempting to disspell the rumors that they are "crazy". They, by the way, are the only one's calling the Lohan family "crazy". We just call them trash. Dina constantly reminds everyone that she is nervous.

Ali and Dina are a great team. Two talentless, middle aged women trying their best to suck off of Lindsay's fame. It's hard enough for her to get a job these days and even harder to keep it. By the end of this show, they will have sucked Lindsay completely dry.

The ladies of The View do a pretty good job of gently busting them down. Whoopi informs Dina that by putting her family on television she will find more controversy, rather than the dream of appearing to be a normal family.

Also, you gotta love Ali honing in on her "craft" as a singer. She's 14, what's the rush?

Their show Living Lohan premiers tonight on E!

I can't believe they're doing this to us! Old lady Ali Lohan went on David Letterman last night to talk about her new reality show, Living Lohan. Living low-bar is more like it. She tells Dave how "normal" her family is and that they are doing the show to prove it.

Lindsay is not directly involved in the reality show, but she will be making appearances as they visit her while recording in the studio or on movie sets. Spare me!

It is fun to see the old lady in action. Not only does she look to be a middle aged Jersey woman, she talks like one too! I didn't know they still made these.

Dave nicely closes the show by calling her "Linsay". Yeeeeeaaah!

At least Lohan was young looking once! Both at 13 these sisters look completely different.

I've had my eye on this mature faced Ali, that's what I call her "mature face", but now this 13 year old looks like a woman in her 40's, that usually wears glasses, but took them off for the picture.

Just stop. Spare yourself the abuse. Her mother could give a $$$ sh$t $$$$, but if this girl gets out there, she's gonna get railed in so many ways!

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