Why the heck are we bothering to cover her? Well, shes gone and done a topless spread for Maxim, thats why.

Wait a minute, even though pregnant, doesn't Halle Berry have the "down and dirty" market cornered? Shouldn't Jennifer Love Hewitt have first dibs on any unexpected opening in this already crowded field (see Jessica "I would never get naked out of respect for my father, but always do anyways" Alba) Thats right Sarah, back off and take your boring dinosaur Maxim photo shoot with you as we all know to well what you did last summer and for your entire career for that matter... Nothing!