In Touch Has Evidence of Text Convo with JR Rotem

In Touch Weekly has taken photographs of a blackberry that bares the evidence that disputes Britney's denial of her pregnancy.

First question is: Why wouldn't she be?

We know she's not using birth control properly. We know that she had several late nights with JR Rotem, before the her custody case began (before the commish instated required drug and alcohol testing). We know she had sex with JR. We know she is careless. We know she's a freak.

Secondly: Who's disputing it?

"Her camp"

Third: Who is "her camp"

Sam Shit-face Lutfi, the devil himself.

Fourth: Why would InTouch risk producing such a story?

Our guess is, she's knocked up. It's complicated because she's also having sex with "her camp", Sam Lutfi AND her new waiter boyfriend. She's in the middle of a very serious child custody case, where coming up pregnant may not be favorable.

Her life is such a mess, she has no idea how to control the chaos and only one person is helping her make decisions and he's the second coming of Howard K. Stern.

Time will tell. Either the paps catch her at the abortion clinic or she'll begin showing soon.