Chloe Lattanzi is a freak of nature. There are just those people out there that happen every once in a while and she is one of those freaks. How long will it take her to steal Marilyn Manson away from Evan Rachel Wood?

Here's the crazy performing her mother's song, "I Honestly Love You" on VH1's Rock The Cradle. Olivia must be proud in such a disturbing way.

Oh man, I love drugs. I love shows about drugs. I love celebrities on drugs. People that chose to be out-of-control crack me up.

My current fave show is Intervention on A&E... but now there's something better!

Washed-up celebrity intervention, called Celebrity Rehab on Vh1.

It's fun to watch people ruin their lives. It's always seemed easier to me to not do something, than to do something. If you're fat; don't eat! If you have a problem with alcohol; don't drink! Problem solved! For those that don't find it quite so simple.. we'll be watching and laughing. Until you get better of course, that's the best part.

Thank you Vh1!

Can you guess which lucky lump took home the prize?

If you missed Rock Of Love, i'm sorry. It was pretty fun to watch a group of loose women, from the 80's fight, cuss, drink and vomit over Brett Michaels. Brett was once the lead singer of eighties, glam-rock group Poison.

Poor bastard, he should have gone with the exotic dancer, whom he coerced into permanently tattooing his name onto the back of her neck. At least he'd have someone to wrestle on those lonely nights.