Kellie Pickler gets in the spirit singing her "Santa Baby" cutesy routine on the Today show.

Kellie Pickler, American Idol's hillbilly cutesy again uses her countrified humor to play cute while proving to be grotesquely uneducated on Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader, where she was a celebrity contestant playing for charity.

Is Kellie smarter than a fifth grader? No, Kellie is not smarter than a pile of poop sitting on the floor. If she put as much effort into thinking, as she does into trying to be cute, she'd.. nah, what am I saying. She's hopeless.