An Unlikely Crush

The hip electronica artist said he'd marry trainwreck Spears "in a heartbeat."

"She's like this Tennessee Williams tragic figure," he said, according to the Sun.

"The fatter she gets, the weirder she gets, the more I love her. I found her moderately appealing in the late '90s, but now I would marry her in a heartbeat."

Oh yeah! Britney do you hear his calls? Why can't these two get together and make beautiful music? How awesome would that be.

As a matter of fact, I think I feel the same way. I don't remember giving a shit about her until her public appearances were in restrooms rather than on stage.

I love you too Brit!