And the winner.... Lucky number 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know how those Italian dudes are footloose and fancy-free, so why is dude so pensive? I guess he just woke up and realized he slept with Lindsay Lohan. That's a scary thought. He's probably wondering if he should jump now and spare himself the itching.

This guy is Dario Faiella, who is said to be an actor and the son of a famous Italian musician, Peppino Di Capri. He's fat and hairy and I can't seem to find a resume for the guy, so maybe he's trying to give his acting career a boost. I personally wish she would have brought old boy back to the hotel. Her cocaine would have given nonno's Viagra a run.