Britney to Wed Again!

MSNBC is reporting that Britney Spears is planning to marry Satan himself, that's Osama "Sam" Lutfi.

An insider revealed to Star Magazine that Britney already announced her marital ambitions to her lawyers and ex-hubby, Kevin Federline. “[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening.”

K-Fed’s none too happy, either. “Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,” said a family spy. “We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he’s alone with Brit. Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She’ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it.”

This is terrible news! It can't be... so let's hope that it's not, but you just know there's something to it!