The Belgian Chocolatier Bisous has created a chocolate anus. 

 I can't imagine why they missed the mark on Mother's Day, May 12?   "The Incredible Edible Anus" isn't available until May 26th.  Sorry.  

Freaky!

There are dangerous lesbians gangs committing crimes, popping up all over the country. They are beating and performing sex acts on young girls, which somehow then manages to recruit them into the gang. They are also carrying pink 9mm glocks, which is scary as shit.

Why lesbians gotta go off getting all gangy? One of the things that the gays had going for them was their "to each is own" point of view.